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Teenager calls the cops on herself for drunk driving...

Volpone

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Girl, 17, Reports Herself to Police as a Drunken Driver
Friday, January 02, 2009

BISMARCK, N.D. — Police get calls about drunken drivers all the time, but rarely do they come from the alleged offender.

A 17-year-old girl in Bismarck called 911 on New Year's Eve "to report herself driving under the influence," police Lt. Randy Ziegler said. "I've never heard of such a thing happening, and neither has anyone here."

The girl told authorities her location shortly before midnight Wednesday and officers found her in a parked car near downtown, Ziegler said. She failed a sobriety test and was arrested for failing to have control of her vehicle while intoxicated.

The girl, whose name was not released because of her age, was not cited for drunken driving, Ziegler said.

"Her keys were in her purse and she was parked," Ziegler said. "She did tell us that she had been driving around for hours."

The call probably was a plea for help, he said.

"She told us her life was spiraling out of control, and she had spent the majority of time drinking over the past two weeks," Ziegler said. ...
Suck it up. If you're too drunk to drive, figure out someplace warm to sleep it off. If it's just a plea for attention, get that the way other teenage girls do: by attempting suicide by slitting your wrists with a safety razor or ODing on Flinstones Vitamins after calling the cops.
 
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Reminds of how a buddy of mine lost his driver's license for three months: Called the cops because a group of Neo-Nazis were causing shit. Then got into a bit of trouble with said Neo-Nazis, got scared and ran for his car (which he had intended not to drive home, I guess) and then came across the same cops he called for help who stopped him and took his license for DUI. :D
 
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