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Terminator dream last night

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
So it starts with me in Iraq with a group of soldiers walking down a dirt road (the only kind of road they have there!) We're being careful because of bombs and terrorists and stuff, of course. We find these people lying down in big holes that have been dug into the road. The girl in charge explains that they're mental patients who have been made homeless and they have to sleep in holes in the road. I think that this is another good reason to liberate Iraq. One of them's a fat pervy looking guy. He looks like the puppet master guy from Heroes and sounds like Bill from King of the Hill (remember that show!?)

Suddenly (as happens in dreams) we're back in Scotland and the mental pervy guy is living with us. The girl now looks like Kate from Lost (I think, my mind might just be writing over the memory) and explains that he's not dangerous. Then he starts acting weird and wants to play a "game" with the girl where they take turns locking each other in rooms (...) Oh yeah, at this point the girl's alone in the room with the mental guy, but somehow I know all this is happening, so maybe I was the girl at this point. Anyway, she locks him in and runs away.

Next I'm out in the garden hiding behind bushes (I'm not sure if I'm Kate or me now) and the mental guy is holding a little girl inside. Except the little girl is actually our cat. Just one of those things you "know" in dreams. I tell her to run to me and she does (like a cat.) Then I go round the front of the house looking for help and see Sarah Connor and Cameron (see, Terminator dream!) and frantically shout on Cameron to kill the guy for me. She goes into the house and the guy is killed...I guess. I didn't get to see her kill him but I knew it happened. Then when I woke up I felt guilty about getting Cameron to kill that guy. Then I remember it was just a dream.

This probably wasn't worthy of its own thread now that I type it out.
 
Did you tell your cat "come with me if you want to live"?
 
or "come with me if you want Kitikat's delicious tuna chunks in our all-new gravy & jelly recipe"?
 
No and double no.
 
Did you kick Summer Glau in the cooch? (she hates that, by the way, really makes her angsty)
 
I wish I had more lucid dreams.
 
If Cameron decided to moonlight in the porn industry, would she be known as the sperminator??

;)
 
If that were my dream, I would have had Sarah and Cameron dyke out while I peed on Riley.
 
I had a dream last night. I was in a race with someone that I knew was faster than me (like, a 5-10k race). I had a head start but eventually they caught up with me. Before I knew what was happening, they ran a lap around me, just to show off. Then they came back to do it again and went to grab my crotch to further taunt me. I bit them on the hand. Hard.

Surprised, they jerked away and their whole thumb came off--I mean, all the way to the wrist.

Later in the dream the runner turned out to be a hot chick (I can't remember if, initially this was the case or if it changed in the dream) and with the help of some tape and a lot of makeup and photo retouching she did a pornographic photo shoot to help pay medical costs.:huh:
 
You're fuckin' weird. I mean, I'm fuckin' weird, but you just made me go WTF?!
 
:shrug: I have no idea where it came from or what it means. I'm pretty sure I had it in, like, the last half hour or so I was asleep--either just before the alarm or between the alarm and the snooze.
 
It means you hate women.
 
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