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Terminator Genisys HUGE SPOILERS

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
For some reason they've decided to give away literally everything in the new trailer so spoilers in the video and below!

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That's right, John Connor is an EVIL TERMINATOR!!! It's like a really bad fanfic idea except it's a real movie!
 
I could buy Lena Headey as Sarah Connor. Yeah, visually she bore zero resemblance to Linda Hamilton, but she sort of grabbed hold of the role and took it away from Hamilton. But this Emilia Clarke broad, I guess we'll see. I'm not optimistic.
 
From what we can gather from the trailer, the new terminator sounds like an episode of soap.

Future John sends his dad back to impregnate him mum so he can be born, so far so good.

His mum's dad has been replaced by a terminator, who kills the original terminator, so they have to send the 2nd terminator, who somehow arrives before the first one, then future John turns up in the present, and now he is a terminator too.

At this point I wouldn't be surprised to learn Sarah is also a terminator, which that stupid assed game of thrones thing even hints at.

Then Kyle Reese will say "hey am I the only one here who isn't a terminator?", at which point Arnie will rip his face off revealing he was one all the time.

PS, Matt Smith is probably in it for about 30 seconds considering they have pretty much given the entire film away and there is still no sign of him.
 
Apparently *SPOILER* (if anyone cares at this point) Matt Smith is an undercover nano cloud Terminator who turns into a nano cloud to infect John Connor. So yeah probably not in it much!

The movie shoudl end with Kyle saying "I'm actually gay!" so John is never conceived and everything's okay.
 
I think it looks like a pretty good Terminator movie, actually. Someone I work with has been doing some of the CGI and claims it'll be very good (based on the CGI shots, which is pretty much everything). I'm not very convinced by Emilia Clarke, as she's not really the tough bitch she needs to be, but we'll see.
 
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