Terrance Stamp divorced

[whisky]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7373801.stm

I bet she wouldn't kneel before him

 

[headvoid]

or take it up the arse while wearing a comedy beard. I know that is a MAJOR FRUSTRATION in my marriage.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He should marry Margot Kidder.

 

[Gagh]

Or Kristen Kreuk.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Easier on the heat vision, yeah.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Veteran British actor Terence Stamp has been granted a "quickie" divorce from wife Elizabeth O'Rourke on the grounds of his unreasonable behaviour.

Neither Stamp, 69, nor his wife, 33, was present at the High Court Family Division in London to hear District Judge Redgrave grant a decree nisi.

Frisky old codger, ain't he.

Maybe she called him Ralph one too many times.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe he really will marry Kristin Kreuk.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I would've guessed he was older. When he did Live Earth he sounded like he was about to collapse.

 

[Shitty Dual]

She found his butterfly collection.

 

[Tisiphone]

She wouldn't call him Priscilla.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She sunk his battleship.

 

[Tisiphone]

 

[Tisiphone]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She started a "Make Up Lies About Terence Stamp" thread on a message board.