Ask your rude, inappropriate questions here. I'll shoot.
1) Will Diablo 3 have enhancing/debilitating auras, large insectoid creatures that sound like wooden machines, an ambiguous Judeo-Christian God entity known as 'The Light,' humanoids with inflamed backs and shoulders meant to aggressively explode, 3 or 4 generic elemental forces, a strategy game clumsily broken down to strong melee > weak melee and strong range > weak range, faux-nordic naming conventions such as Frostwiener or Dumbshard, weak character development and plot 'twists', and an infinite number of gameplay tweaks masquerading as "compatibility patches" ? Or will it have something actually new?
2) Will a difference in gameplay correspond to the improvement in graphics, like the wonderful graphics of Warcraft 3 heralded abysmal strategy and gameplay 5 steps down from Starcraft?
3) Is your development of D3, when most/all of the original creators of Diablo AFAIK have left Blizzard, merely an attempt to capitalize on the fact that thousands of people still play Diablo 2, for free?
4) Do you consider abandoning D2 entirely for a good deal of time, leaving players at the whims of dupers, script kiddies, bugs and money-making sites, and attempting to cash in on a successful game title that your current incarnation merely owns the rights to, a smack in the face? I do.
5) Not a question - I'm not paying a cent for Diablo 3 other than the cost of the CDs. If this is not acceptable, that $#!@ is most tough. Oh, look at the time - another Baal run awaits.
Prove all of my qualms wrong and make me eat my own words, and I'll happily hand over my cash.
Any questions you might like to ask?
