Test...

[missmanners]

dont mind me, I'm just testing.


mm

 

[missmanners]

Test


mm

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

PASS!

 

[The Dork Lord]

What now?

 

[Ilyanna]

And how would I manage to not mind you?

 

[EnglishRose]

did it work?

 

[curiousa2z]

yes. you got 93%.

[of course, had you bribed her with small denominations of unsequenced bills, it would've been higher.]

 

[EnglishRose]

93% will do me - I don't want to be a swotty 100% genius type, all the boys would laugh at me and call me names.

 

[curiousa2z]

you're still a genius in my books.

 

[Ilyanna]

would laugh at me and call me names.

whistling at you and calling you "hot stuff", more likely - genius or not

 

[The Dork Lord]

If only I could whistle...

 

[Ilyanna]

I don't think she would mind if you saluted her instead...

 

[EnglishRose]

that would depend on *what* is saluting

 

[The Dork Lord]

What if instead of saluting, it was STANDING AT ATTENTION?

 

[EnglishRose]

^ that would be most satisfactory

 

[The Dork Lord]

for both of us!

:bigass:

 

[Gagh]

Testes? Testes? One. Two. THREE?

 

[Gagh]

TESTING

 

[The Dork Lord]

1) After defecating, I:

A) Wipe myself
B) Wash my hands
C) Flush
D) All of the above

 

[Gagh]

.