Texas probably accidentally made straight marriage illegal, lol

[SAUSAGEMAN]

They've done it. the gays, they've destroyed marriage.

Texans: Are you really married?

Maybe not.

Barbara Ann Radnofsky, a Houston lawyer and Democratic candidate for attorney general, says that a 22-word clause in a 2005 constitutional amendment designed to ban gay marriages erroneously endangers the legal status of all marriages in the state.

The amendment, approved by the Legislature and overwhelmingly ratified by voters, declares that "marriage in this state shall consist only of the union of one man and one woman." But the troublemaking phrase, as Radnofsky sees it, is Subsection B, which declares:

"This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage."

Oops!

 

[Dr Dave]

Have fun with that Texas.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Nice to see the Sausage swing by once in a while.

Silly Texans! Disallowing straight marriages? That's so... "gay".

 

[Tisiphone]

Yep, that's my state.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm sick of straights shoving their lifestyle in our face anyway.