Texting Whores

[I Love Cunt]

I hate those fucking bitches that text you and expect an instant reply right back. If you don't respond they fucking re-send the same message. What if I am fucking driving? Impatient Bastards!

 

[I Love Cunt]

Obviuosly this is not about texting whores. Its about whores who text. But I don't know any whores.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Not real whores anyway, just text whores. Those bitches.

 

[SuN]

Ive outgrown txting, its sooooo tamagotchi.....unless its needed ofc



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[wizard of ooze]

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[Love Child]

Who the fuck tries to have a legitimate conversation over a cell phone via text message? WTF? SRSLY!

 

[Love Child]

You ask me, "Do I want to be your gf?" Over a text message?! LOL WHat a fucking Fuck Fuck!

 

[Love Child]

Oh and then how many fucking times do I have to tell my friends that I live in the fucking mountains-and so a fucking text can take 5 fucking minutes to send. So wtf I don't respond for 5 fucking minutes and they go all gestapo on my ass saying, "WTF U No Love me NE MORE?"

 

[Love Child]

Yes. Yes. That is it. I don't love you N E MORE. You impatient bastard fuck.

 

[Love Child]

LOL these fucking pricks. Pricks and thier cell phones.

 

[Love Child]

LOL
Sends me a picture of himself getting off in the restroom at work. How sexy.

 

[Tisiphone]

Wow! You get legit conversations. I get text messages from my neighbor wanting to know who's car is in my driveway.

Territorial muthafucka!!!

 

[Tisiphone]

I told him it was my Gf, and we braided each other's hair and then had a pillow fight. I don't ask you who's parked in your driveway when your girl ain't at home.

 

[Mirah]

I assumed it was a single guy having concern, but this one-wtf. A NEED TO KNOW and HE DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW!

P.S. I hate having "legitimate" conv via text msg. Just fucking call me!

(Actually there is one person who I don't mind-you know who you are. OK two. But that is because I talk to you in other forms of communication)

This one won't call me, email me or nothing.

 

[Mirah]

Fuck Tisi, you make me horny

 

[Tisiphone]

The feeling is mutual, woman!

And well....the neighbor is someone I've fooled around with, but not recently. I think that's why he feels he has a right. But whatevs. LoL.

 

[Mirah]

Yeah I figured that too. The neighbor, well maybe the other thing too.

 

[Mirah]

The guy that texted me today said he didn't care if I had other bf or whatever. He wants to watch. He is always telling me to record and send it to him.

 

[Tisiphone]

It's such a cliche sometimes, to hear them say that.

 

[Tisiphone]

Especially my neighbor, who's always like "wanna join me and her on the couch," even though I know she's not into it, and he knows she's not my type.