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thang of teh DAY!!!! (thing+30)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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WHISTL

blow yoursl nose

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there's nothing behind my eyes

the them for today is that there's nothing behind my eyes

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Janjen and Trotfarm stood stared into the tunnel as they did every night, holding their spears dutifully.

"Do you really think it leads into Hell?" asked Janjen with a knowing smile, as he did at this time every night.

"I'm starting to think Hell is right here, with you," said Trotfarm.

"Do you ever just want to run inside?" asked Janjen.

"No," lied Trotfarm. "We're here to protect our village from anything that could come out of that tunnel..."

"The tunnel to hell..."

"Yes, so the books say. No, I don't really think it literally leads to Hell, is that what you want to hear? But there could be enemies down there. An ogre nest. And that is why we must watch."

"It's been four weeks!" said Janeen. "Four weeks since it was discovered, we watch every night...yet nobody's went in! All because a book says it's a doorway to hell! Well, no, it says there was a doorway to hell in our village, it doesn't even say it specifically looked anything like this tunnel! It's crazy to not investigate."

"You could die if you investigated," said Trotfarm.

"So? What's the point in living to guard a tunnel?"

"I tolerate guarding the tunnel. I live for my family."

"Good for you! I have no family and never want one! Even the wenches in this village, even the sweetest young maidens, even they interest me only a little now! I want...something!"

"You think you'll find sweeter maidens in that tunnel?" asked Trotfarm, wryly.

"I've never bedded an ogre," said Janjen. "Don't you just want to THROW YOURSELF IN? Looking down that tunnel every night...sometimes I think it's calling me."

"Just be silent," said Trotfarm.

"Why won't you even DICUSS it?" asked Janjen, kicking a stone into the tunnel in frustration. "Are you scared to question all you think you know about life?"

"Please don't get philosophical with me," said Trotfarm. "I killed a philosopher on the battle field of Yarn."

"Really?" asked Janjen, for once interested in something Trotfarm had to say.

"He wandered onto the field of battle crying out 'why do you fight? We are all brothers under Phollor!' He got in my way, I put my spear through him. Now be silent."

"Pah!"

The watched mostly in silence for the rest of the night. Day broke.

"Tomorrow then," said Janjen, tired.

"Tomorrow then," said Trotfarm, but he let didn't move as Janjen walked away. Trotfarm looked deep into the tunnel...and took a step in. Then another. Then a third. Then...

"You have children," Janjen's voice reminded me.

"Though you'd went home," said Trotfarm.

"If either of us go in, it should be me," said Janjen.

"Neither of us are going in...it is folly. We ough to board the tunnel up and bury it again."

"Yes, you told the chief as much weeks ago and he said..."

"He said the books says that once the doorway to Hell is opened it must not be closed again, for to do so would rouse the greatest of the Hell demons. It made little sense at the time and makes less every day."

"But it's in the book," said Janjen, patting his older friend on the shoulder. Trotfarm turned and marched out of the tunnel.

"Tomorrow then," he said.

"Tomorrow then," said Janjen.

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NO THIRLSLFs


Nsli an' tog on and yet I dont go on because there's actually nothign to do but go on and th eonly other thing is to kill myself na dthat would be a bit gay and anyway it's not like going on takes all that much effort I just hae to be here sitting and watching waiting for death to take me and all that shit so I'll go on you can't stop me okay I'll go on AND FUCKING DIE THINKING ABOUT IT DRIVES ME MAD, fear of death makes me want to kill myself, how fucked up is that, I want to die because I DON'T want to die, HHAHAHgag
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I could have kept that one going loonger with the HAHAHAgag


I can't do stream of consciousness anymore because I have so little BEHIND MY EYES SEE TOLD YOU THAT WAS THE THEME

oh and I don't think in words anymore

remember that

words are manipulative

or something

I can't quite remember
I should have thought it in words

I'd be able to remember it then!

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THE GREY RAIN CURTAIN TURNED ALL TO SILVER GLASS AND FRODO BEHELD SAM'S NAKED ERECTION BEFORE HIM AND HE SAID "THIS IS DISGRACING TOLKEIN'S WORK, SAM" AND SAM SAID, "I KNOW MISTER FRODO, I KNOW" AND BEGAN MASTURBATING HIS MASTER'S MEMBER...

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IT WAS THE SHOWER CURTAIN YOU SEE

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I do0't like the way the word "dream" can mean literal dreams you had at night when you were asleep and also your hopes for the future becaue it's annoying when people say "my dream is that I'm princess of world and married with ten fat children!" becuase I never have dreams like that when I'm asleep, THEY SHOUDL BE MORE SPECIFICE


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So anyway there's nothing behind my eyes.
 
Janjen and Trotfarm will return tomorrow!!!
 
I would go into the tunnel. Can't wait to see what they find!!!11
 
LOL
 
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