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Thanksgivin'

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
Oh mah gawd...I can hardly stand it, it's almost turkey and potatoes and gravy and stuffin' and pie tiiiiiiiime!!!!

I'm such a fatty. I'm thinking about not eating Monday through Wednesday of next week so I can stuff myself at Thanksgivin' dinner. I don't have to roll into work until noon on Friday so I should have enough time to sex up my fiancee and sleep the tryptophan off.
 
won't make any difference. You're still fat.
 
Calling someone "fat" is soooooo last decade. What else ya got?
 
Thanksgiving with my family is great. My parents are from the South, so they invite a bunch of other Southern ex-pats over, which leads to some amazingly competitive pie-baking.
 
mmmmm... dressing. I could leave out every other Thanksgiving food and just rub dressing all over me, I'd like a pan of dressing big enough to be buried in.
 
Starting in mid October I refuse to eat turkey dinner style turkey and my fiancee is all, "Eat turkey if you want turkey!" But I can't, Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday, it kicks off all the other great holidays and turkey dinner is sacred.
 
mmmmm... dressing. I could leave out every other Thanksgiving food and just rub dressing all over me, I'd like a pan of dressing big enough to be buried in.

Ditto. except replace dressing with stuffing and pumpkin and pecan pie.
 
I ordered the pies today. One pumpkin, one pecan.
 
I'm making lasagna this year.

;)
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How very un-Pilgrim and Indian of you.
 
Merry freakin' Thanksgiving.
 
I'm so jealous. Why do I have to to have relatives who are health nuts and fitness junkies and they don't eat any "real" Turkey day foods anymore?
I'd even be happy with a Lasagne! Is it a real Lasagne mm?
GOD I JUST WANT TO EAT SOME FAT AND SUGAR ON THANKSGIVING!
 
I'll be getting a to-go plate since I'll be driving my happy ass to work at 3:30 am and won't get off until 12:30 pm. FUCKING COCKSUCKERS.

For some reason, I'm the only one who has to work a full day on this holiday, because I'm the only early morning captioner on that day.

THEY CAN SUCK IT

At least they are providing food and stuff for us unfortunate souls who will be here. Luckily, my family was nice enough to decide to wait to have the meal when I get off work.

We're doing a small dinner this year, and then afterwards we're going over to a friend's house to eat some more and watch the games.
 
I'm so jealous. Why do I have to to have relatives who are health nuts and fitness junkies and they don't eat any "real" Turkey day foods anymore?
I'd even be happy with a Lasagne! Is it a real Lasagne mm?
GOD I JUST WANT TO EAT SOME FAT AND SUGAR ON THANKSGIVING!

After you have your freakish and what can only be discribed as disgusting healthy Thanksgiving, go to the store, get a small turkey and all the fixin's. On Friday call all your friends and have a "friends only" Thanksgiving. And to keep from getting super fat on left overs, send all your friends home with a plate or two of said left overs. ;)
 
Aww, Mirah if you were down here I'd have you over for some unhealthy Thanksgiving goodness.
 
That is very sweet Cassie. *Flys to Florida* And thank you L_G I just might do that. Funny on MSN it had a link to this today. I hesitated clicking on it because I don't want to be reasonable just yet. It'll be a great day. Family is good and I am thankful for them.
http://www.newsweek.com/id/169906&GT1=43002
 
You could always go someplace the day before or something and have thanksgiving type food.
 
I was in Portland last year the day after Thanksgiving. I had to work. It kind of sucked, but was cool at the same time. What a year its been eh?
 
I love making turkey sandwiches from the leftover fried turkey.
 
It feels wrong that you only get two days off.
 
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