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Thanksgiving Porn

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
These are just a few statments that somehow made it from the porn industry to Thanksgiving tables worldwide :shock:


"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy... I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready
 
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Nothing will make me lose my appitite faster than someone with long unrestrained hair cooking. Some of it will end up in the food.

;)
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That's the beauty of being a guy - we NEVER look at what we're eating. It gets in the way of our TV-watching.
 
DID YOU KNOW, STARGUARD, WHEN THE ADMINS CLEANED UP THE FORUMS THEY MOVED EVERY SINGLE THREAD OF YOURS (OVER 500) FROM THIS FORUM TO THE BADLANDS, BECAUSE THEY WERE SO SHIT & WORTHLESS?
 
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