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That little pink hair slut from Lazy Town could so punt the shit out of that slaggy..

Gagh

Gagh

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...Montana bitch. Little whore can't keep her titties hidden long enough. Dancing pink-haired Lazy Town slut could also +1 all over that Hudgens trampetted from that High School Tardfest too, with her power gauntlets and stealth ninja skills.

Crazy fuckstick Sporticus can't hold her back. Biatch.
 
The pink hair gives her superpowers.
 
HEY CASSIE, MY LITTLE PINK MAN HAS SUPERPOWERS TOO. HE CAN EXPLODE LIKE A VOLCANO IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BECAUSE THIS ISN'T OBVIOUS INNUENDO, I ACTUALLY HAVE A BURNS-VICTIM MIDGET WITH TOURRETTES HELD HOSTAGE IN MY LOFT.
 
I agree but what about Hilary Duff, girlfriend?
 
I want homer simpson to drool on Hilary Duff while droning "DUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFF" then slap himself and go "ew, Hilary".
 
Hillary + Duff is the only way Bill can bring himself to do it.
 
D'OH!
 
BUMPED IN THE INTEREST OF SOMETHING OR OTHER
 
DAMN SOMETHING OR OTHER!!! DAMN IT TO HECK I SAY!!
 
DAMMIT. The midget escaped :(
 
I'VE GOT 'IM NOW AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM BACK HE'S MY LITTLE EXPLOSING MIDGET!!
 
Is he a midget or a gnome?

GAGH HAD A ROAMING GNOME IN HIS PANTS
 
I have a giant cock in my pants!

No, not really. I suspect it's slightly smaller than average. And shy to boot.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I POSTED SOMTHING TRUE OT TO THENE9IDIJTNERENTSs!!!
 
SilentBtViolent said:
I have a giant cock in my pants!

No, not really. I suspect it's slightly smaller than average. And shy to boot.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I POSTED SOMTHING TRUE OT TO THENE9IDIJTNERENTSs!!!
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I do it all the time. I suspect my penis is even smaller and weird looking from the scars from being smacked with a towel when I was younger.
 
:eek:

I think I may have to give up the internet now.
 
I'm not exactly packing a 24 inch python myself.
 
Everyone has a giant cock on the internet... UNLESS YOU HAVE A GIANT VAG THEN YOU HAVE PLENTY OF ROOM OF RTHE GIANT COCKS OF THE INTERNET.
 
This thread scares even me.
 
FUNNIEST HTREAD EVAR TODAY!
 
For the record, my dick isn't small and it doesn't have weird towel scars. Yet.
 
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