that orange cat

[MessengerX]

Tell us more about yourself.

 

[that orange cat]

well, since you asked!

i'm just a fat orange cat who lives in the city. i don't go outside very often, especially now that it's winter. i have a wife, mingus, a chow-retriever mixed bitch. she's lovely! she's kind enough to like my ass when there is poo in my hair, i can't really reach back there, on account that i'm so fat.

and to answer your question, messengerx, no mingus won't be posting anytime soon. she is a wonderful dog, and i love her immensely, but she isn't the longest claw on the paw, if you catch me.

i'm three years old, i weigh about 35 pounds, and i'm a virgo. thanks for chatting with me on the internet!

 

[Laker_Girl]

For a minute there I thought you were Retrotrek's cat Dodi but he weighs a cool 50lbs easy.

 

[MessengerX]

Have people been mean to you? It probably wasn't easy learning how to type, orange. It's shocking how so many people on the internet are big nasty meanies.

 

[that orange cat]

well i understand this particular forum has a great number of "duals", is it? where people post under two or more names... did i read that correctly?

that sure is odd. i wonder what makes someone create more than one online persona. i guess writing anonymously on the internet is a kind of catharsis.

some days you feel like one cat, some days you feel like another.

i guess alls i'm saying is that i get why gagh would be annoyed with a great many of these "duals", it must be hard to keep track.

 

[headvoid]

Forgive me if i made jokes about your toilet habits.

I thought you may be pesky tom cat with no manners, but i see it all differently now.

 

[MessengerX]

I think the MF trash is trying to bury your thread, orange. See what big meanies they are?

 

[that orange cat]

well, it is the mine field, after all.

ho hum, it's ok. i'm just figuring this internet thing out, anyway.

 

[that orange cat]

Forgive me if i made jokes about your toilet habits.

I thought you may be pesky tom cat with no manners, but i see it all differently now.

you're so nice for apologizing, but really, you mustn't trouble yourself with me. i'm just a fat orange cat, after all.

 

[Mentalist]

I'm going rto kick the orange cat's fucking teeth in.

 

[that orange cat]

my wife and i

 

[that orange cat]

I'm going rto kick the orange cat's fucking teeth in.

gosh, why is that? what did i say? this internet thing is sure hard to figure out...

 

[MessengerX]

You and your wife make a lovely couple. Do you have any more photos of you and her?

 

[Mentalist]

your wifes a dog.

 

[Dr Dave]

One could say she is a bitch

 

[Gagh]

well i understand this particular forum has a great number of "duals", is it? where people post under two or more names... did i read that correctly?

that sure is odd. i wonder what makes someone create more than one online persona. i guess writing anonymously on the internet is a kind of catharsis.

some days you feel like one cat, some days you feel like another.

i guess alls i'm saying is that i get why gagh would be annoyed with a great many of these "duals", it must be hard to keep track.

Another dual obsessed with me. Great stuff

 

[MessengerX]

IIRC it was you who first attacked that orange cat when it first started posting on the internet.

You really have an inflated sense of self.

 

[Harkley]

PENIS

 

[Loktar]

Another dual obsessed with me. Great stuff

Want to trade? Omega Weapon is obsessed with me.

 

[Ishcabittle]

^ that's weird... do most duals latch on to somebody right away?