That time of year again

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It's that time of year again.
WHITE PEOPLES THANKSGIVING DINNER
STARTS AT 11AM - 2PM
Turkey
Stuffing
Gravy
Cranberry Sauce (w/ the cranberries in it)
Sweet Potatoes
Mashed Potatoes
Green Bean Casserole
Rolls
Congealed Salad
Pumpkin Pie
Sangria
Lemon Tea
Total Amount Of Attendants: 4-10 people (Not including dogs and cats that sit at the table)
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BLACK PEOPLES THANKSGIVING DINTER
START TIME: ALL DAMN DAY
Smoked Turkey
Fried Turkey
Fried Chicken
Catfish
Fried Unicorn
Monkey Bread
6 Kinds of Potato Salad
Roast Beef
Chitterlings
Homemade Mac and Cheese
Ham
Honey Baked Ham
Country Ham
Ribs
Dressing (w/ Turkey baked in it)
Giblet Gray (w/ eggs and some mo in it)
Jellied Cranberry Sauce
Turnip Greens
Collard Greens
Mustard Greens
Mixed Greens
Boiled Okra
Fried Okra
Cabbage
Green Beans
Baked Mac n Cheese
Black Eyed Peas
Broccoli Rice Casserole
Sweet Potato Casserole
Candied Yams
Carrot Soufflé
Green Salad
Tuna Salad
Tossed Salad
Pasta Salad
Spaghetti
Lasagna
Shrimp
Crab Legs
Fettuccine Alfredo
Gumbo
Deviled Eggs
Rotel Cheese Dip
Corn Bread
Hot Water Cornbread
Rolls
Butter Rolls
Sweet Potato Pie
All Of The Sold Out Patty Labelle Pies
Pecan Pie
Egg Pie
Chess Pie
Chocolate Pie
Peach Cobbler
Punch Bowl Cake
Banana Pudding
Lemon Cake
Pound Cake
Red Velvet Cake
Cheesecake
German Chocolate Cake
Caramel Cake
Yellow Cake w/ Chocolate Frosting
Carrot Cake
Sock-It-To-Me Cake
King's Hawaiian Savory Butter Rolls
Fry Bread
Enchiladas
Cous Cous
Strudel
Pot Roast
Popcorn shrimp
Shrimp kabob
Fried shrimp
Pineapple shrimp
Shrimp and grits
Shrimp and gravy
Birthday Cake
Bean Pies
Little Debbie's
Pot Pies
Dirty Rice
Ravioli
Pig Feet
Hog Maws
Cotto Salami
Jalapeño Poppers
Cottage Cheese
Old Halloween candy
Egg Foo Yung
Snipe
Trout
Vienna Sausage
Potted meats
Saltine crackers
Sardines
Ramen noodles
Taco salad
Salisbury steak
Hot pockets
Pickles
Frito Pies
Watermelon
Hot Dog Casserole
Pork Rinds
Broccoli & Cheese Casserole
Spaghetti
Black Licorice
Hamburger Helper
Chocolate Covered Raisins
Hot Cheetos
Spinach & Artichoke Dip
Fondant
Ranch Style Beans
Lil Smokies
Kool-Aid
Cases of Knockoff Soda
Egg Nog
Seagram's Gin
E&J
Crown Royal
Hennessy
D'usse
Patron
Ciroc
Bud Ice
Bud Light
Wine coolers
Total Amount Of Attendants: Anybody who likes Seasoning Salt and Ex's and new boo/bae and a 18 minute prayer over the food/NO DOGS OR CATS ON OR NEAR THE KITCHEN
 

jack

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Damn duder you trigger easier than my Walther.
 

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NEW AGE POSTING
BLACK PEOPLES THANKSGIVING DINNER

Potato Salad
Chitterlings with Hog Maws: (in order to have good chitlens, you need hog maws)
Homemade Mac and Cheese
Country Ham
Collard Greens
Black Eyed Peas
Candied Yams
Stuffing
Pumpkin Pie
Corn Bread
Green Beans
Corn on the cobb
White Rice and Dirty Rice
Deviled Eggs
Green Salad and Fried Okra are optional: (That was my grand mama favorite, Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years)
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom

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NEW AGE POSTING
Things on Venooker list BLACK PEOPLE don't eat for THANKSGIVING DINNER

Smoked Turkey
Fried Turkey
Fried Chicken
Catfish
Fried Unicorn
Monkey Bread
6 Kinds of Potato Salad
Roast Beef
Ribs
Giblet Gray (w/ eggs and some mo in it)
Jellied Cranberry Sauce
Turnip Greens
Collard Greens
Mustard Greens
Mixed Greens
Boiled Okra
Fried Okra
Cabbage
Broccoli Rice Casserole
Sweet Potato Casserole
Carrot Soufflé
Green Salad
Tuna Salad
Tossed Salad
Pasta Salad
Spaghetti
Lasagna
Shrimp
Crab Legs
Fettuccine Alfredo
Gumbo
Hot Water Cornbread
Rolls
Butter Rolls
Sweet Potato Pie
All Of The Sold Out Patty Labelle Pies
Pecan Pie
Egg Pie
Chess Pie
Chocolate Pie
Peach Cobbler
Punch Bowl Cake
Banana Pudding
Lemon Cake
Pound Cake
Red Velvet Cake
Cheesecake
German Chocolate Cake
Caramel Cake
Yellow Cake w/ Chocolate Frosting
Carrot Cake
Sock-It-To-Me Cake
King's Hawaiian Savory Butter Rolls
Fry Bread
Enchiladas
Cous Cous
Strudel
Pot Roast
Popcorn shrimp
Shrimp kabob
Fried shrimp
Pineapple shrimp
Shrimp and gravy
Birthday Cake
Bean Pies
Little Debbie's
Pot Pies
Ravioli
Cotto Salami
Jalapeño Poppers
Cottage Cheese
Old Halloween candy
Egg Foo Yung
Snipe
Trout
Vienna Sausage
Potted meats
Saltine crackers
Sardines
Ramen noodles
Taco salad
Salisbury steak
Hot pockets
Pickles
Frito Pies
Watermelon
Hot Dog Casserole
Pork Rinds
Broccoli & Cheese Casserole
Spaghetti
Black Licorice
Hamburger Helper
Chocolate Covered Raisins
Hot Cheetos
Spinach & Artichoke Dip
Fondant
Ranch Style Beans
Lil Smokies
Kool-Aid
Cases of Knockoff Soda
Egg Nog
Seagram's Gin
E&J
Crown Royal
Hennessy
D'usse
Patron
Ciroc
Bud Ice
Bud Light
Wine coolers
 

jack

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C-40

NEW AGE POSTING
A jew thanksgiving

Some are expected, such as challah stuffing (oyters and clams), Schmaltzy Turkey and chopped Liver/Hog Mags maranated in pork juice and okra sauce. Some are less conventional, such as everything Bagel Stuffing, Butternut Squash with a tahini dressing with red onions and cabbage juice). Falafel” made with Thanksgiving leftovers (Whatever is left from the pig roast. Cheesy Horseradish Bourbon Dip. Pumpkin Spice Mashed Potato. Latkes with Cranberry Mustard Dipping, Curd Mayannaise Sauce and Mackeral pulp. Pumpkin Challah. Store bought Pumpkin Soup · Roasted pumpkin seeds that was really boiled · Roasted dried corn (as a snack) · Turkey Stuffing gravy · Instant Mashed Potatoes. Canned Yams. Saltine crackers...Hitler's oven roasted german jewish cake. <Bahahahahahahahahahaaha.

 

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