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THAT'S IT GOD DAMMIT.. I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!!!

starguard

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
I've had it up to here with all of this shit, I'm tired of all these "all talk no action" politicians either making empty promises, or doing things that only make matters worse for us all. Dammit I've finally decided to make a stand. As soon as I finish this Fifth of Gin I've been drinking and everything stops going in and out of focus, I'm marching staight to the streets and start a riot!

By Golly.....Who the hell is with me!
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I am!


I promise to enslave the massess, and release vicious hounds on Dork Lord.

I shall view the fleeing Dork Lord, as he runs across the bombed out, Apocalyptic moonscape my war of extermination has created. Imagine the sounds of terror, as the Dork Lord
flees for his life, and the genetically altered hounds persue him!

I shall reintroduce the gladitaor games and have genetically altered creatures attack and ravage the wastrel and subhumans of this land for the enjoyment of the Mutant Superhumans. Imagine the spectacle of seeing these useless eaters be devoured alive by savage, hungry animals.

I also will demand a tithe of 10% of the female population to act as my nurses and babysitters, to satiate all my infantalist desires in my palatial palace. There they shall wet nurse me all my days..MMMMMMMMMM!

Finally, cerebral bombs will be installed into the craniums of the population. Disobedience will cause the wrongdoer to have their head explode, via remote controls my secret police will have on their persons. These bombs will detonate and destroy anyone who even THINKS of overthrowing their Fuherer , Propeht and God-Emperor.
 
Mutant Hitler said:
I am!


I promise to enslave the massess, and release vicious hounds on Dork Lord.

I shall view the fleeing Dork Lord, as he runs across the bombed out, Apocalyptic moonscape my war of extermination has created. Imagine the sounds of terror, as the Dork Lord
flees for his life, and the genetically altered hounds persue him!

I shall reintroduce the gladitaor games and have genetically altered creatures attack and ravage the wastrel and subhumans of this land for the enjoyment of the Mutant Superhumans. Imagine the spectacle of seeing these useless eaters be devoured alive by savage, hungry animals.

I also will demand a tithe of 10% of the female population to act as my nurses and babysitters, to satiate all my infantalist desires in my palatial palace. There they shall wet nurse me all my days..MMMMMMMMMM!

Finally, cerebral bombs will be installed into the craniums of the population. Disobedience will cause the wrongdoer to have their head explode, via remote controls my secret police will have on their persons. These bombs will detonate and destroy anyone who even THINKS of overthrowing their Fuherer , Propeht and God-Emperor.
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Away you pretend Nazi. I am the Master of Nazism. I should be most pleased if you would see fit to pour a litre of gasoline upon yourself, strike a match and flick it upon your head. Hiel Hitler!!
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SaintLucifer said:
Away you pretend Nazi. I am the Master of Nazism. I should be most pleased if you would see fit to pour a litre of gasoline upon yourself, strike a match and flick it upon your head. Hiel Hitler!!
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Die​
 
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