The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army

[Mentalist]

Yeah, I know. It's been posted before and nearly everyone has seen it but I was just perusing through my bookmarks and I came across is again and it's still just as hilarious as it ever was.

The guy is a legend.

http://skippyslist.com/?page_id=3

 

[The Dork Lord]

SEMPER FI!

The Army is for pussies.

OOHRAH!

 

[The Dork Lord]

53. Not allowed to quote “Full Metal Jacket “ at the rifle range

This movie was qouted constantly during my enlistment.

 

[The Dork Lord]

54. “Napalm sticks to kids” is *not* a motivational phrase.

This is a running cadence used by Marines.

 

[Cassie]

So funny.. I'd never read it before.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BANG BUMP