MORBO
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MORBO WAS HATCHED AND RAISED BY A CONFUSED MALLARD WITH SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES. HILARITY ENSUED.
MORBO'S FIRST JOB WAS AS A NEWSPAPER DELIVERY MONSTER.
THEN MORBO FLIPPED PIZZAS. THEN PORN. THEN PIZZA AND PORN. (MORBO GOT TIRED OF THE PIZZA AFTER AWHILE.)
PORN LED MORBO TO DRUGS AND PROSTITUTION WHERE MORBO BECAME INTIMATELY INVOLVED WITH A HIGH-POWERED EXECUTIVE OF A PROMINENT NEWS STATION.
THIS LED TO BLACKMAIL. (A NICE JOB IF YOU CAN GET IT.)
BLACKMAIL YIELDED A SWANK FIELD REPORTING JOB ON URECTUM WHERE MORBO BECAME INVOLVED IN THE SEEDY UNDERBELLY OF A LARGE WOMAN NAMED "BARQ."
MORBO TOOK THE ANCHOR CHAIR AFTER BATTLING AND BESTING CHET TANNER IN A 'TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES' EATING COMPETITION.
AFTER 4 SEASONS, MORBO LOST HIS JOB DUE TO LOW RATINGS.
MORBO WAS COMFORTED BY LINDA, MORBO'S CO-ANCHOR WHICH LED TO MORBO GETTING A DIVORCE.
LINDA LAUGHED AND LEFT.
MORBO WANDERED AIMLESSLY FOR AWHILE, AND TRAVELLED ABOUT TIME AND SPACE, EVENTUALLY CRASH-LANDING IN THE MID 20TH CENTURY.
MORBO WAS THE INSPIRATION FOR THE ALIENS IN "INVASION OF THE SAUCER-MEN"
LATER, MORBO GOT HOOKED UP IN DISCO AND 'THE WRONG CROWD', AND WAS ARRESTED FOR BEING AN "ANAL INTRUDER."
MORBO SKIPPED BAIL.
MORBO STUDIED UNDER THE TUTELAGE OF RA'S AL GHUL AND BECAME AN ASSASSIN FOR AWHILE.
A FAILED BID FOR PRESIDENCY IN 2004 RESULTED IN DEPRESSION.
MORBO FOLLOWED THE COMICON INVASION OVER TO TK.
MORBO SLUMBERED.
MORBO AWOKE.
MORBO WOULD LIKE TO ENSLAVE YOU ALL.
MORBO'S FIRST JOB WAS AS A NEWSPAPER DELIVERY MONSTER.
THEN MORBO FLIPPED PIZZAS. THEN PORN. THEN PIZZA AND PORN. (MORBO GOT TIRED OF THE PIZZA AFTER AWHILE.)
PORN LED MORBO TO DRUGS AND PROSTITUTION WHERE MORBO BECAME INTIMATELY INVOLVED WITH A HIGH-POWERED EXECUTIVE OF A PROMINENT NEWS STATION.
THIS LED TO BLACKMAIL. (A NICE JOB IF YOU CAN GET IT.)
BLACKMAIL YIELDED A SWANK FIELD REPORTING JOB ON URECTUM WHERE MORBO BECAME INVOLVED IN THE SEEDY UNDERBELLY OF A LARGE WOMAN NAMED "BARQ."
MORBO TOOK THE ANCHOR CHAIR AFTER BATTLING AND BESTING CHET TANNER IN A 'TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES' EATING COMPETITION.
AFTER 4 SEASONS, MORBO LOST HIS JOB DUE TO LOW RATINGS.
MORBO WAS COMFORTED BY LINDA, MORBO'S CO-ANCHOR WHICH LED TO MORBO GETTING A DIVORCE.
LINDA LAUGHED AND LEFT.
MORBO WANDERED AIMLESSLY FOR AWHILE, AND TRAVELLED ABOUT TIME AND SPACE, EVENTUALLY CRASH-LANDING IN THE MID 20TH CENTURY.
MORBO WAS THE INSPIRATION FOR THE ALIENS IN "INVASION OF THE SAUCER-MEN"
LATER, MORBO GOT HOOKED UP IN DISCO AND 'THE WRONG CROWD', AND WAS ARRESTED FOR BEING AN "ANAL INTRUDER."
MORBO SKIPPED BAIL.
MORBO STUDIED UNDER THE TUTELAGE OF RA'S AL GHUL AND BECAME AN ASSASSIN FOR AWHILE.
A FAILED BID FOR PRESIDENCY IN 2004 RESULTED IN DEPRESSION.
MORBO FOLLOWED THE COMICON INVASION OVER TO TK.
MORBO SLUMBERED.
MORBO AWOKE.
MORBO WOULD LIKE TO ENSLAVE YOU ALL.
