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The "almost one week" late children in need night review

whisky

Boobie inspector
Not a thourough review by any means, since I taped it, then just watched the bits I wanted to see, thus avoiding the shite bits with wogan and all the begging.

Dr Who 2/10, possibly the worst opening act to a christmas special ever, I'd rather have seen John Barrowman sing than that.

Corronation Street 1/10 I know its been several years since I last saw this program but honestly, who the hell where those people? Quality street it wasnt.

The Bill 7/10 a good effort, but again, who are they? I recognised two of them, and one of those was from eastenders

Eastenders 7/10, would have been higher if it wasnt for the awful Billy Elliot bit staring the kid noone likes, plus where the hell was Phil and Peggy? Do they not do charity?

Ashes to Ashes 8/10 Gene and co were great, but the hamster stuff was very contrived

Newreaders ABBA 9/10 You cant really go wrong with Abba.

Overall a good night for charity, a bad night for entertainment.
 
What actually happened in the Doctor Who opening? I was going to find a review somewhere but I forgot to care.
 
I noticed the Hamster wasn't wearing his seatbelt in the Quatro and immediately wrote a letter of complaint to Ofcom.
 
What actually happened in the Doctor Who opening? I was going to find a review somewhere but I forgot to care.

Doctor arrives in teh tardis, asks a boy what day it is, he replies christmas, 1851.

The doctor walks a little further, then hears a female voice shout "Docotor!"

He goes running and finds a black woman near a door to a warehouse, but even as he stands next to her she continues to shout for the doctor

"I'm the doctor" he says

"Doctor who?" she asks, we all groan

"The doctor!"

"Your not the doctor!"

Cue bloke arriving in flashy clothes"

"Stand back, this is a job for a time lord, thats right, the one true doctor, Rosetta hand me my sonic screwdriver, then get back to the tardis." he says

The real Doc looks at him in shock, then the door bursts open, and out of it bursts a gorrilla suit wearing a cyberman mask.

Both doctors pull their screwdrivers, the other doctors is just a plane regular screwdriver

They both shout "Alonsy!", then look at each other.

Clip ends
 
I wondered what it was they shouted. What's "Alonsy" mean?
 
I think its italian for "hurry up" or something

The Doctor once remarked about never getting the chance to say Alonsy much, and that he would very much like to meet someone called Alonso, so he could say alonsy Alonso, something he got to finally do last christmas
 
A gorilla suit wearing a Cyberman mask?

...

How come RTD made such a big fucking deal about leaving at the end of last series and did that ultimate fanwank finale...when he still had FOUR episode to go?
 
Did they say "thick" in 1851?
 
Yeah, that was pretty bad.
 
OMG BLACK PERSON IT'S HISTORICALLY INACCURATE BBC POLITICAL CORRECTNESS WORLD GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET TOMATOES?!?!!
 
THERE WERE NO BLACK PEOPLE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD BEFORE THE EIGHTIES.
 
DRAGONS AND TIME LORDS ARE OKAY THOUGH
 
Fact: Your average black person has killed far more decent, hardworking whites than any dragon.
 
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