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Cassie

Cassie

Touching the monolith
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WORST TOS EPISODE EVAR!

First of all.. why let a mad scientist run loose on the ship? YOU KNOW HE'S GONNA GET THE DILITHIUM CRYSTALS :rwmad: Why let "I'm just a simple country doctor" send the security goon out of sick bay? AND THEN THE MAD SCIENTIST ESCAPES AGAIN JUST LIKE I KNEW HE WOULD. PLUS.. why did they have to get stuck in the negative magnetic corridor forever, wouldn't it have been kinder to kill mad Lazarus? If Anti Lazarus was willing to spend eternity in the negative magnetic corridor, why wasn't he as equally willing to just die. OR why didn't they destroy both the time traveler ships leaving both Lazaruses in their proper universe OUTSIDE THE NEGATIVE MAGNETIC CORRIDOR? Then mad Lazarus could have been locked up in a padded cell for the rest of his life.

ALSO.. worst spindly beard EVAR. If I knew someone with a crazy beard like that I"d cut it off while he was sleeping.
 
How many times did he fall off that cliff? And please don't remove my spindly beard without checking with me first.
 
Does your beard defy gravity?
 
Not usually.

Did you notice Lazarus sometimes had a beard and sometimes he didn't? I think that was supposed to convey the difference between the two Lazari, but they completely fucked it up.
 
LOL. That ep is unintentionally pretty funny.
 
That's one of those episodes I've never really bothered with. It's better to pretend it doesn't exist and just remember the good ones. :)
 
His beard came and went just like the scar on his forehead. I DON'T KNOW WHICH LAZARUS HAD THE CRAZY BEARD THOUGH. You'd think Kirk would have noticed the magic beard!

FACT, YOUR BEARD IS WACKY. FACT, YOUR BEARD ATTACKED TWO OF MY CREWMEN. FACT, SCOTTY IS MISSING. FACT, LESLEY SAT IN MY CHAIR. FACT, THERE'S A WOMAN WITH AN AFRO IN ENGINEERING. FACT, I SEXED YOUR BEARD WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING.
 
Yeah, it's shit. I remember the editing being all weird and confusing too.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
That's one of those episodes I've never really bothered with. It's better to pretend it doesn't exist and just remember the good ones. :)
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Like "Spock's Brain"?
 
It came at me again! The THING!

All WHITE!

A terrible emptiness!

All white & EMPTY!

KILL! KILL! KILL!

That was HE!

He lives to DESTROY!
 
They don't make em like they use ta.
 
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