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Why the fuck did they stack it full of comedy actors, then make a shitty comedy?
Its fucking Godzilla!
Sure the original was some Japanese guy in a rubber suit smashing up a model of Tokyo, but it was meant to be scary.
It wasn't meant to be a snapshot of who was on tv in the early 90s, it wasn't meant to be about american soldiers and airfore pilots so thick the literarly cant shoot a massive fucking barn door when its at point blank range!
The bullets and missiles arent meant to miss every fucking time, they are mean to hit and do nothing.
That is the point, godzilla is the monster who can not be stopped, he is the elemental force that is going to fuck up you, everyone you know, and the place where you live.
He is not something that disappears for most of the movie while some lame Siskel and Ebert parody's gibber about in the background, and some other none entities rekindle some forgotten romance.
No wonder the Japanese hate this movie, and consider this to be not the godzilla of their franchise.
The real godzilla should take a massive shit on this movie, oh no wait, the director already did that.
Its fucking Godzilla!
Sure the original was some Japanese guy in a rubber suit smashing up a model of Tokyo, but it was meant to be scary.
It wasn't meant to be a snapshot of who was on tv in the early 90s, it wasn't meant to be about american soldiers and airfore pilots so thick the literarly cant shoot a massive fucking barn door when its at point blank range!
The bullets and missiles arent meant to miss every fucking time, they are mean to hit and do nothing.
That is the point, godzilla is the monster who can not be stopped, he is the elemental force that is going to fuck up you, everyone you know, and the place where you live.
He is not something that disappears for most of the movie while some lame Siskel and Ebert parody's gibber about in the background, and some other none entities rekindle some forgotten romance.
No wonder the Japanese hate this movie, and consider this to be not the godzilla of their franchise.
The real godzilla should take a massive shit on this movie, oh no wait, the director already did that.
