The Anti-Christ has arrived...

[Peter Octavian]

....and her name is Suri.

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=221379&GT1=7701

As Katie rested, Cruise retired to the back yard of his palatial estate, mounted his custom-made trampoline, and while bouncing madly shouted, "Pathetic mortals, my spawn hath arrived. You shall perish in flames!"

 

[curiousa2z]

OY!

...but wait......shouldn't this have gone into Sardy's paranormal forum?

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

I understand that the birth was accomplished by the girl bursing through her mother's chest, handing out copies of "Dienetics" to the horrified hospital staff, and then disappearing into the ventelation shafts of the hospital.

 

[Paladin]

Someone's jealous that a megastar like Tom Cruise married a total babe. I almost feel for him. He was edited out of the video from his school play in Grade 6.