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The Apprentice starts on Wednesday

They got rid of the comedy guy in the first episode. :(

I liked how the one guy was obesessed with following the specifications and making giant fishcakes.

The team captain probably should have been fired?
 
Yeah, the team captain should've gone. I can understand her possibly being intimidated by navy bloke, but it got to a point where she should've stepped in and forced him to make smaller fish cakes.

The guy who got fired reminded me of annoying comedian Chris Addison.
 
^I HOPE YOU REMEMBERED IT WAS ON AGAIN TONIGHT.

I think the right person probably got fired tonight. Their bottle looked like shit.
 
I don't know, but they bought really cheap squid that had to be thrown away and probably killed some people.
 
One of them bought an alternative to cod with a name I forget. Coe? Carl?

Yeah, the right one defo went "this week". The bottle was really dull, except for the seed, which Lord Alan quite rightly pointed out would be unidentifiable to anyone not involved in the product. I didn't even know cacti had seeds (now I think about it it makes sense, but it's not something I ever considered).

The bloke's bottle was very nice, even if the adverts were pretty dull and uninformative.

Not really got any favourites yet. They all seem useless.
 
I wonder if that's the one I think looks like Natalie Dormer, or if it's the other black girl who I didn't know was there until they showed her say one very sensible thing.
 
One of them bought an alternative to cod with a name I forget. Coe? Carl?

Yeah, the right one defo went "this week". The bottle was really dull, except for the seed, which Lord Alan quite rightly pointed out would be unidentifiable to anyone not involved in the product. I didn't even know cacti had seeds (now I think about it it makes sense, but it's not something I ever considered).

The bloke's bottle was very nice, even if the adverts were pretty dull and uninformative.

Not really got any favourites yet. They all seem useless.

I'm going with Carl, since if that's not a name of a kind of fish, it totally should be.
 
Charleine's a more severe Natalie Dormer than Jenny. I remember her arguing with the one who looks like that comedian woman who's on panel shows all the time (not Katherine Ryan. If there was a candidate who looked like Katherine Ryan, I'd be supporting her.)
 
Poor Jenny. If only she'd got the manure!

I thought Vana was the good one and Elle the evil one last week but now it seems the other way around?

The Romesh skits on You're Fired are not funny. They're painfully not funny.
 
Argh, I wanted Harsh Welsh Natalie Dormer's team to lose so she'd be fired. She was really lucky to somehow sell a hundred of her shit book to a restaurant(?)
 
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