THE APPRENTICE starts tomorrow

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p05dm8t5/the-apprentice-series-13-meet-the-candidates

Err, you need to sign in to view the candidates now? I don't know if I'm registered. Surely I am, but I can't be bothered finding out. So I'll just judge them from that one pic.

There's some REALLY random placement of glasses, like they've just stuck glasses on some of them to make them look smart.

At least one hot girl so let's hope she wins!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm shocked that the "let's make burgers all day and not actually sell any of them" tactic didn't pay off.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I wonder if Lord Sugar is secretly preparing his bid to become Prime Minister.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He hates Corbyn, the Tories, every newspaper...so probably.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Can't believe he fired the breakdancing guy.

 

[The Tomtrek]

It's good that the girls are winning so far because most of the hot people in the show are in the girls team!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sarah Jayne is the best.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The boys still lose even when they have a girl on their team!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I guess Sarah was the girl who was actually good at winning tasks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Elizabeth's never going to be on the losing team and get fired, is she.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I knew Sarah Jayne was gone as soon as they showed her in the previously on part.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Harrison sounds exactly like Barry Shitpeas and it's terrible.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Expando" sounds like a really crap Transformer.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's gone FIRING MAD, the nutter!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does Captain Gourmet know Pantsman?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm happy Harrison got fired after his "eww, I'm not selling a DRESS" attitude.

 

[The Tomtrek]

HARRISON WAS A WASTER FROM DAY ONE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That Linda woman who does the interviews really is a cunt, isn't she?

Remember the final's on Sunday (like always!)

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Umm, neither of you seem like obvious winners...so you both win!" That's one way out of it.

DID FUDDLEMIFF EVEN WATCH THIS YEAR?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

No, I didn’t. I thought I’d give it a rest as it’s always so samey. I’ll watch if it’s back next year.

I’ve actually stopped watching all existing reality tv shows. Anything that’s been going for more than 4 seasons is the same each time. I used to love Bear Grylls Island, but it’s incredibly formulaic now. Week 1, they’ve found no water. They might die. Week 2, the water they found is tainted and everyone’s got the shits. They might die. Week 3, a group of LADS venture off to hunt a caiman. They might die. Etc.