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THE APPRENTICE!

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
The synposis pretty much gives away who ends up in the boardroom.
 
I stopped watching the US version halfway through last season.
 
I can't watch it as people at work talk about it so inanely and I don't want to become like them.
 
Big Brother syndrome. LUCKY I DON'T WORK!
 
Katie is pure evil.
 
And she has a Mint card nose.

Grimey did good again, but it was funny when Sralan blurted out that she'd bitched about Paul and Katie's relationship. Though she was justified because they totally went off to that Halal meat shop in France to BONK. Katie's obviously going to try to fuck Grimey over next week, but it won't work. SRALAN'S GOT YER CARD MARKED, SWEETIE!! AND YOUR ADVERT SUCKS, YOU'RE FIRED!!
 
Grimey actually seems like one of the strongest candidates to win. He shouldn't have got rid of Adam though, Ghazel is a waste of space.
 
No she's not, she VERY intimidating and she can intimidate ANYONE because she's VERY intimidating.

Or so she claimed while wearing face paint.


OH YEAH, and am I the only person who knows what nigella are?! They're one of my favourite flowers!
 
I'm a guy, I don't like flowers or kittens.
 
I was pretty shitty and in bed the day Adam's kicking aired, but it still managed to put a smile on my face. Goodbye you useless fuckstick!

The best laugh? At the end when he said they were scared of the threat he posed! Hahahaha! There are dozens more talented individuals than him at my workplace. He's an everyman, and I have to wonder how the fuck he got there in the first place.
 
Well he was better than some of the ones who are still on (Ghazel, that blond bird) so why not.
 
They are anonymous to the point that they haven't done anything to prove how useless they are. Adam kept proving over and over how out of his depth he was. Those two certainly won't last, though.

This is by far the worst lot they've presented Sugar with since the start.
 
I HEARD AT THE END HE SAYS "RIGHT, NONE OF YOU WIN!" AND WHIPS HIS DICK OUT AND STARTS PLAYING IT LIKE A GUITAR AND THEN THE SCREEN GOES BLACK AND TED DANSON(!) APPEARS AND SAYS "THAT IS THE END OF THE APPRENTCIE, FOREVER! HROOM HROOM!" AND STARTS TO WHIP HIS DICK OUT BUT HAS A HEART ATTACK FIRSIT.

That's what I heard anyway.
 
I'VE GOT YOUR CARD MARKED, SUNSHINE
 
I usually expect Apprentice threads to tell me when it starts so this is terribly confusing to me.
 
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