The Bad Santas And the Fucking Reindeer. A tale of a Pink Penis.

[Love Child]

The Bad Santas and the Fucking Reindeer.
No, really. They were all up there
on my roof
fucking
each and every one of them
I could hear them
eight tiny reindeer hoofs
and one big
santa clause
fucking on my rooftop!

 

[Love Child]

The company holiday party was nice and for the most part normal this year. That is until someone started opening the white elephant gifts. Inside each box was a tiny little penis. Some had large penises and some were small.
I wrapped them all myself.
And when no one was looking I replaced each gift with a pink penis dildo!
It was great when George picked the first number. He went to unwrap his gift and saw what it was and was immedietly embarresed! I would have thought he would have been amused. Well by the time they figured out that each box had a pink vibrating penis inside chaos was afoot!
Some wanted them, some laughed, some cried, I have no idea as I was down the road with my mate sipping on our favortie beverage.

 

[Love Child]

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^Tags. Great.

 

[Loktar]

The Bad Santas and the Fucking Reindeer.
No, really. They were all up there
on my roof
fucking
each and every one of them
I could hear them
eight tiny reindeer hoofs
and one big
santa clause
fucking on my rooftop!

I'm cummin down your chimney.

 

[Dark Pickle]

MERRY MUTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS?