THE BEST THING YOU COULD EVER DO IS DIE!

[Lord Raffles]

You're a looser!

And you're a blind alley cruiser
Always heading down a loosing strait
Dreaming that you're screaming at fate
You're a dead end dead beat nowhere mister
With a kiss like a Mississippi alligator's sister

And you're a weeper and a whiner
Always treading on the toes of the great
Barely spreading your weight
You're a spiteful, hateful, asinine creature
A pupil with no scruples who's no better than the teacher...

Well the best thing you could ever do is die!





HA HA HA HA - NO ONE NEEDS PHOTOSHOP YOUR IMAGE!!!!

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[starguard]

Uuh..been hitting the sauce again there buddy?

 

[Elrod Jericoho 1]

Wish I looked like a gay nazi like that photo there, then they would let me into the gay clubs so i could have a drink with jack.

 

[Tyrant]

That's Cranky, Elrod.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Raffles loves my pic.

Ignoring that I purposely posted it for laughs isn't making him look any better. I wonder how many weeks he'll pwn himself over it?

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

That uniform makes him look like one of the Village People.

 

[Lord Raffles]

Raffles loves my pic.

Ignoring that I purposely posted it for laughs isn't making him look any better. I wonder how many weeks he'll pwn himself over it?

Methinks he doth protest too much...

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[Grammour Boy]

You're a looser!

And you're a blind alley cruiser
Always heading down a loosing strait
Dreaming that you're screaming at fate
You're a dead end dead beat nowhere mister
With a kiss like a Mississippi alligator's sister
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Why can't people spell loser and losing correctly? Gosh!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Methinks he doth protest too much...

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I'm not protesting at all, Raffles. Surely you're not so stupid as to miss that?

Are you trying to save face here with yet more hysteria over my pic? What is this... 4 topics and how many countless hours in an attempt to troll me over a pic I posted for the specific purpose of ridicule?

Exactly who is being trolled here? Shit, I never thought trolling you would be this easy!

 

[Lord Raffles]

...As a result, if a member doesn't "go with the grain", he is bullied and no one comes to her/his aid against the bullies because they are afraid they will get negrepped.

Awwwww... Grammour Boy, I never knew...

There have been so many recent instances of bullying, it's laughable. It's like a sport or something. Right now, I am the object of the bullying because I dare think differently. I dare to speak against necro'ed bump-fests which are against the rules and punsihable by a stint in daycare. As a result of speaking out I have a reputation for being a "deviant". Even though necro'ed bump-fest are against the few rules of the board. Apparently, following the rules is considered deviancy.

Have you spoken to your teacher about this?

Sometimes, I think it's a big giant circle-jerk of duals and others patting each other on the back. Many of the members that have been there since 2002 behave in ways that indicate infliction with mild to severe mental instability. Either that, or they're going on drunken or rude obsessive tirade taking a crap all over the board which makes the whole thing unwelcoming to new members or visitors.

That's just so unfair on n00bs.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

What? Don't give up now, Raffles. With a hint of desperation you might push me over the edge.

People getting hysterical bothers me. You're so close to getting me to melt down. Give it that extra little push. I dare you.

 

[Lord Raffles]

AN EAGLE sat on a lofty rock, watching the movements of a Hare whom he sought to make his prey. An archer, who saw the Eagle from a place of concealment, took an accurate aim and wounded him mortally. The Eagle gave one look at the arrow that had entered his heart and saw in that single glance that its feathers had been furnished by himself.

"It is a double grief to me," he exclaimed, "that I should perish by an arrow feathered from my own wings!"​

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[Cranky Bastard]

You're still sounding weak. Not enough desperation.

 

[Elrod Jericoho 1]

Cranky takes it up the rusty one.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Cranky takes it up the rusty one.

That thought turns you on, doesn't it?

 

[Elrod Jericoho 1]

That nazi pic looks exactly like all the fags I've seen on TV.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

You watch tv?

 

[Elrod Jericoho 1]

Only so I know how to avoid fags like you.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Only so I know how to avoid fags like you.

"The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little."

And you admit to watching it. Pathetic.

 

[Elrod Jericoho 1]

STFU.