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the big toe on my right foot is fucking swollen and sore as fuck

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
fuck
 
IT'S AN ALIEN TRYING TO ESCAPE!
 
The whole foot looks swollen compared to the other one, I soaked it and took an aspirin, THAT SHOULD SOLVE ALL MY PROBLEMS LOL.
 
Did you soak it in Epsom's salt? That works sometimes for weird foot problems.
 
There was salt in the water...
 
I'll probably have to go to the fucking doctor and he'll say "THAT FOOT HAS TO COME OFF LOL" and cut it off right there without me being able to stop him the bastard.
 
OR maybe he'll just cut of your toes, oh noes!
 
NO, WE CUT THE WHOLE FOOT OFF IN SCOTLAND
 
Lots of one footed Scotsmen hopping aboot?
 
Ewan McGregor only has one. George Lucas made him a cyborg foot.
 
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