The Blasphemy Thread

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I'll start.

 

[Starship Coyote]

 

[Atlas_Collins]

Wouldn't it be funner to talk about how Mohammed liked to fellate pigs?

 

[Tyrant]

Stupid Christian scum. LOL.

 

[Conchaga]

God doesn't exist. I'm an atheist.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[headvoid]

Everyone had pack lunches that they brought out at the feeding of the 5,000 - thus giving the impression that all were fed.

 

[jack]

What do you call an Ethiopian in Mexico?

A stick in the mud.

 

[headvoid]

Jesus and Judas had a gay affair. The "Garden of Gethsemane" was the first recorded gay kiss off.

Apparantly Judas turned away after the kiss and said "talk to the hand, cos the wrist is pissed!"

 

[jack]

I once saw a video where someone tried to fuck Jesus' stigmata.