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THE BRAIN IS JUST A REDUCTION DEVICE FOR THE SPIRITUAL ENTITES WE REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Umm, no, why the fuck would it be? We are nothing but our biology. NTOHING.
 
We might be some kinda mix.
 
NO. Why the FUCK would we be? The universe isn't for us. We're nothign.
 
But what if the universe is for us, that chances things.
 
The Good Lord Jesus Christ just soiled himself reading this thread!
 
We are star dust.
 
I wonder if I was a star of david (jewperstar).
 
I don't have a psysical presence. I am The Internet.
 
And the walrus, coo coo ca choo.
 
AND MY AXE.
 
How does a reduction device work, anyways?
 
That is not for man to say.
 
The earth is an ANUS and we are the half-chewed Dolly Mixtures stuck on it.
 
Theres a combination I would have never put together
 
That's nice.
 
Before Lord God made the sea and the land
He held all the stars in the palm of his hand
And they ran through his fingers like grains of sand
And one little star fell alone

Then the Lord God hunted through the wild night air
For the little dark star in the wind down there
And he stated and promised he'd take special care
So it wouldn't get lost again

Now, a man don't mind if the stars grow dim
And the clouds blow over and darken him
So long as the Lord God's watching over him
Keeping track how it all goes on

But I've been walking through the night and the day
Till my eyes get weary and my hair turns grey
And sometimes it seems maybe God's gone away
Forgetting the promise that we heard him say

And we're lost out here in the stars
Little stars, big stars
Blowing through the night

And we're lost out here in the stars
Little stars, big stars
Blowing through the night

And we're lost out here in the stars
 
I don't believe in God.
 
As long as you believe in Oprah.
 
I believe in Prince Charles rogering Sarah Ferguson whilst Camilla watches.
 
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