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The Business Project

Every quarter we have to make up a business, write a business plan, come up with data, financials,marketing, HR, employees funding, whatever.
 
Anyway, I was going to tell you all of the crappy business ideas I had to do so far because they were all group projects-but I won't bother.
My point is-Now I can finally make one up on my own without a group and I want to do something fucking AWESOME!
 
YES!
I was totally thinking that!

Honestly I was also contemplating a Cowboy Coffee Company, where instead of 1/2 naked barista chicks I'd have 1/2 naked cowboy dudes serving coffee.

But really 1/2 of my project is impressing the professor-which I already know what impresses her and what doesn't-so I have to sort of keep it real-but it might work if I'm good enough at it!
 
Oh, and I forgot, the project for the other class-create a product in a country not of your origin, must be environmentally friendly.
 
Personalised Voodoo Dolls

Send us a sample of hair and a photo, we'll send you back a voodoo doll that has been made by our very own Resident Baron Samedi.

Mother of Pearl pins are extra.
 
These are all great ideas!

How about a clown tossing service for those who dislike or are afraid of clowns?
 
Pirate Coffee! We take other people's coffee and sell it for our own!
We're not clowning around!
Drugs.

Yeah, thats my motto right there.
Thanks Guys!
 
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