The cat followed me home

[I Love Cunt]

Its not my fault.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Just kidding. It might be.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Did you know that cats could be just as loyal as dogs?

 

[vixie]

Hell yes...more so. They trust you unconditionally.

You must be kindhearted.

 

[Ilyanna]

Cats aren't loyal. They're just too fucking lazy to chase their food and don't mind being petted by humans once in a while.
It's a perfect symbiosis.

 

['Gear]

Cats are as loyal as women.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Cats aren't loyal. They're just too fucking lazy to chase their food and don't mind being petted by humans once in a while.
It's a perfect symbiosis.

I had a cat who walked me to the bus stop every day and met me when I returned.

 

[Ilyanna]

^Did you feed it?

Cats are as loyal as women.

Well, I've never, ever seen a cat watch a movie it hates out of loyalty.

 

['Gear]

It isn't loyalty that keeps her watching.

 

[Ilyanna]

Foot massages, eh? Damn, point goes to you.

 

['Gear]

Nothing less than an advanced bio-tactical algorithm. Same as cats.

 

[Ilyanna]

lol!
The beauty is that I absolutely agree with you.

 

['Gear]

So then we agree that loyalty has little or nothing to do with

cats

 

[Ilyanna]

of course. But you already knew we do.

 

['Gear]

I recently discovered I'm a feminist. At least to the extent that I can be.

My wife told me as much after I tried to explain the consent convo I was trying to loft awhile back.

Feminist. Go figure.

 

[Ilyanna]

What was her take on it?

Feminist. Go figure.

It's ok, dear. We all have our faults.

 

['Gear]

I know right?

She something of a feminist herself. Not in the shitty, self-actualized, contradictory American feminist sort of way.

More like in the Scandinavian I'll-give-my-consent-when-I'm-damn-good-and-ready-fuck-you-you'll-wait-till-I-do sort of way.

But nice.

 

[Ilyanna]

I'll-give-my-consent-when-I'm-damn-good-and-ready-fuck-you-you'll-wait-till-I-do sort of way.

LOL, I like that one hell of a lot.

 

['Gear]

I pretty sure that if my wife was being raped she'd be thinking something along the lines of -

"Do what you have to do but don't expect me to approve of your silly little 'assault'."

 

[Ilyanna]

I can almost picture the annoyed, slightly bored expression that comes along with that kind of thinking, lol!