THE CAT JUST BROUGHT A MOUSE IN!!!!!

[CaptainWacky]

It was dead. I picked it up in a dustpan (or whatever those things are called) and took it outside. The cat is now looking around confused. MOST EXCITING THING THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME IN WEEKS.

 

[Mentalist]

I have a cat, It's so spoiled. I kicked it out of the house the other day since it was pissing me off, kept going on the kitchen counter. After about the fifteenth time I scared it, ran after it and booted it out of the open door. Must have reached two feet of air.

 

[CaptainWacky]

...

 

[Mentalist]

WHY DO YOU HATE ME

 

[CaptainWacky]

Because you're cruel to animals?

 

[Mentalist]

No I'm not. I'm an extremley fair and even handed person. Cruelty plays no part in my personality.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU HUNG A CAT!

 

[Mentalist]

Bah, the cat knew what it was doing. Its a fucking habitual piss-taker. when you can't pay attention to one thing for more than 1 minute without it sneaking into the kitchen which is open plan so it doesn't have a door and it jumps up on the table and starts eating cheese laid out for my SNACK and you keep putting it outside again and again and again and it keeps taking the piss.

THE CAT KNOWS WHAT ITS DOING. after a DAY of this bullshit I cornered it as it was making its hasty exit and kicked the bastard up the arse. That kept it out of the house for the rest of the day.


Thats not cruelty. Thats discipline.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU THREW A MONKEY IN THE SEA

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Gagh]

You could have least posted the mouse off to the RSPCA.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm trapped under a cow!

I can feel an udder!