The cats will murder us all.

[The Question]

Because that's what they do.

 

[Dr Dave]

When?

 

[The Question]

When we least expect it. (So not for a while, then, because due to this thread we'll be expecting it for a few days at least.)

 

[Not David Bowie]

I will fight them with many Super Soaker water guns and laser pointers.

 

[Love Child]

I believe they will begin by first taking away the caffeine.
I will be weak
and unable to respond
or fight them off
they will taunt me with coffee
and I will be willing to do anything to have some
even follow a laser
across a poorly put together fence
over water
filled with alligators
just
to
get
to
the
other
side
and have some
coffee

 

[Love Child]

I believe they will begin by first taking away the caffeine.
I will be weak
and unable to respond
or fight them off
they will taunt me with coffee
and I will be willing to do anything to have some
even follow a laser
across a poorly put together fence
over water
filled with alligators
just
to
get
to
the
other
side
and have some
coffee

 

[The Question]

After they kill us, of course, they will eat us. This is a known thing with cats.

 

[Love Child]

We will taste just like tuna and chicken.

 

[The Question]

This is why I don't keep a cat. I'll rot, the way god and Abe Vigoda intended. Then the cats will be so distraught over the waste of food that they'll all commit seppuku BUT PROBABLY NOT

 

[I Love Cunt]

Some cats are heroes
and others