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The Cellar.org wont let me Join

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
I've been waiting now for over a month for them to activate my account, and so far they havent done it... Boo Hoo Hoo :y_cry:
 
I don't know which is creepier: Starguard complaining that he's been barred from a teen messageboard, or this porn-spammer advertising Pokemon cheat-codes, 'anal sex gaping' and 'mad thumb sex'.

Just another ordinary day at TK I guess...
 
No, the creepiest thing about it is the amount of time you've spent surfing the spammers Pokemon cheat-codes, 'anal sex gaping' and 'mad thumb sex' site, you perv.
 
Ay lassie, ya may be on ta something there. But I doubt it. In the mean time, I've got a bonnie idea fer ye, how's bout ya shut the fuck up and I won't haff ta bitch slap ya back ta the rock ye crawled out from under at Stonehenge?
 
Ay lassie, ya may be on ta something there. But I doubt it. In the mean time, I've got a bonnie idea fer ye, how's bout ya shut the fuck up and I won't haff ta bitch slap ya back ta the rock ye crawled out from under at Stonehenge?

I hear that yuir moonlightin' as a policeman. Tha' means ye only know how t' bitchslap with that nightstick o' yuirs. An' I'm supposed t' be scared o' that? Laddie, Englishmen run f'r their lives when they see me in me bonnie kilt, playin' me bonnie pipes. I'm not afraid o' ye.
 
Na, truth be told, I moonlite as a human being. Bein' a bobby is a full time profession. And I don't take no time with the old night stick. I find projectile weapons bein' far more entertainin'.

Ye can run, but ye canna hide. If ye can run in yer high heels and skirt there lass. And I'd be a wee bit careful mentioning around these parts that ye enjoy wearin' a skirt. Young lads like VKD might be sportin' a boner for a wee peak under it. If ye get my drift. ;)
 
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