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The Christmas HATE thread

VKD

VKD

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thread for airing all the things you hate about Christmas - the suckiest time of the year....

:pissed:
 
I hate it when someone you gave a gift to last year gives it back to you as a gift this year, by accident.
 
I hate those sloppy whores at christmas parties that belch rancid scotch in your face while groping your crotch.
 
jack said:
I hate those sloppy whores at christmas parties that belch rancid scotch in your face while groping your crotch.
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How can you hate that?

Bone the bitch in private and she won't know who did it. If she's really tossed, steal some money out of her purse.
 
I've grown out of it. I wasn't expecting or wanting presents, and I don't feel like buying any for others. It's about as enticing as dressing up for Halloween.

Furthermore, people who spout "it's the season of caring" tripe need a good smack in the face for paying lip service out of custom, and not because they genuinely care.
 
I was Miss Tanmner for Halloween. Fooled the Crankster. His dick isn't as big as you say MT.
 
Messenger said:
I've grown out of it. I wasn't expecting or wanting presents, and I don't feel like buying any for others. It's about as enticing as dressing up for Halloween.

Furthermore, people who spout "it's the season of caring" tripe need a good smack in the face for paying lip service out of custom, and not because they genuinely care.
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I go to hospice houses just to jerk off the terminal old guys one last time, does that count?
 
VKD said:
thread for airing all the things you hate about Christmas - the suckiest time of the year....

:pissed:
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You need to increase your dosage of happy pills Dick.
 
looks like Sarek is bitter because he has nobody to share Christmas with.

that's made me feel a little bit happier :D
 
Yep no one to spend Christmas with.

Except of course, my wife (home on leave), my 3 children, my 2 grandchildren, my parents, my sisters and their husbands, my 4 nephews and a neice.

I hope I just fucked your Christmas for you Dick. :bigass:
 
VKD said:
looks like Sarek is bitter because he has nobody to share Christmas with.

that's made me feel a little bit happier :D
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And just to show that there's no hard fellings Dick, I asked Santa to bring you a little something.

Tomorrow morning, you should wake up to a nice new pair of sweaty post puberity balls. You'll finally be able to spit daddy's out. :)
 
Bullshit.

The one living relative you do have told you to 'shut the fuck up' when you begged to join his family for Christmas day.

maybe you can spend tomorrow watching that Stargate marathon, inbetween spamming the net of course


remember go easy on the donuts :D
 
I have 15 additonal maternal aunts and uncles, most married. Two additional paternal aunts. 2 grandmothers and two moms (mine and hers). Over 60 cousins.

Only our mothers sent gifts and one maternal aunt. :meh:

You can be married once. Maybe twice. But you cannot ever be married a third time. So says the people that idolize Elizabeth Taylor and her 703 marriages....

But we had a nice little christmas: me, the Harlot and our little girl - the latter having been described viciously as "the spawn" and not due to her behavior. :gagh:
 
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