The Chuckle Brothers today announced plans to eat Rotheram Football Club

[Mentalist]

The event will be held at the grounds were Paul and Barry will each be given a small desert spoon each and will then go to work consuming Rotherman football Club, the players, the chair man and the nine Rotheram FC fans.

 

[Gagh]

IT'S NICE TO HAVE IAN RUSH & JOHN ALDRIDGE BACK SAID A DRUNK GAZZA VOMITING INTO THE FACES OF AN ASSEMBLED PRESS PACK OF THREE.

 

[Mentalist]

Today will be a day remembered by at least four schoolchildren who have yet to attempt to fake Blue Peter badges to get into the Natural History Muesum for free said Bianca from fomer Eastenders fame high on methadone who will be covering the event for JULUTV.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Which one's the pervert?