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The Crazy Neighbors

Mirah

I love you
Alas, I am house sitting again
and this time it is a dog,
and this time the neighbors now too also have a dog (they didn't have one before)
And the neighbors are paranoid
and crazy
and fucked up

and they brought me into the crazy little circle of, "You tell Tammy* that this is the last time her dog will ever come into our yard! We have had it!"

I walk into the house and shut the door.

Bang Bang Bang Bang, they are knocking at my door. WTF. Jesus Christ. So I put the dog in a room, so as not to have like a Dorothy and the wicked witch thing to happen-
and I ask them through the door what they could possibly want. (I didn't say it like that (sort of))

"We are the neighbors, and we know you are just house sitting, but blah blah blah blah " not worth repeating really.

Then I got the background story and found they actually let their dog roam around. Wonderful. I was ready to take this dog to a kennel.
 
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