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the day thing of (thing+50)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
HALOL!

REMEMBER THAt

RMEMNBER

RMEMb
ewh

what is memroy

it's stupid

hwo does it work
who care


let's just pretend everything is coherant and consistent and we're something more than bags of meat

OKAY

done

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EMPYT EMPTME MEMPTPEM EMPETY

EMPTY EMPTY EMPT EMPT EMPTY EMPTY EMPTY EMTPY EMPTY EMPTY EMPTY EMPTY EMPTY EMPTY EMPTY EMPTY EMPTY EMPTY EMPTY EMPTY EMPTY EMPTY EMPTYE MEMPTYE METPME EMPTEY EMPTEYE EMPTY

see what was the point of thaT?
it's not art
it was just me typing the word "empty"
or trying to
what does it DO
do you read that and suddenly understand how empty and frustartaed I am
when I'm awake anwyay
I'm too tired to be frustarted most of the time
but I'm always empty
always empty
but do you UNDERSTAND
I doubt it
of cousre not
and it's not a failing in you
or me
well it might be a failing in me
but it's just the way it is
they're just words
words can't be real
once you name a thing you change a thing
it becomes the thing you've named it
and not what it truly is
I'm not made out of words
I'm all nearuons and feelings
I can't explress
I can't express it
maybe if i was an artist or something!
or like a musiciean
but I'm not
and even if I was it woudln't be good enough
you can never know
no one can ever know what's going on in somebody's else's head
UNLESS
maybe
if we could have a VULCAN MIND MELD
YES
THAT'S WHAT WE NEEd
WE NEED VULCAN MIND MELDS
WE NEED THEM TO BE REAL
THEN WE'D ALL UNDERSTAND EACH OTHEr
NO MORE WAR
NO MORE RACISM
NO MORE RAPE
NO MORE CATISM
THAT'S RIGHt
BECAUSE WE'D UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER'S PROBLEMS WE'D FIND MUTUAL SOLUATIONS
THAT's IT
WE NEED MIND MELDS
GOD?
GET ON IT!
STEER EVOLUTION IN THAT DIRECTION
I KNOWY OU CAN DO IT GOD
I HAVE FAITH IN YOU!
HALOL!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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bring bring bring bring bring a cat for the priest he'll eat its feet but that's neat because jesus demands cat sacrifices

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doesn't he

imagine if a forgotten bible passage was discovered that said jesus hates cats

would all christians start hating cats?

would christians boil their cats up in a big pot for jesus?

I think they probably would

I know muslims woudl anyway

those morons

"DUH, I'M GONNA BLOW MYSELF UP AND GET SOME VIRGINS BECAUSE A BOOK IS AMBIGUOUS ABOUT IF I SHOULD OR NOT"

yeah that makes perfect snese

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just becasue i atdhfg

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glk j

no I'm not you

I use your words

but they're all the wrods we have

I'm not you

jn
never will be

not your fault

not mine

just the way it is

just he way it smust bwe!


well no not must be

nothing must be

we can destroy things

with big hammers
 
Yay thing of the day!

Hey Wacky, the stuff about meat in your thing of the day reminded me of a play by Terry Bisson. It's really short but it's good you can read it here http://www.terrybisson.com/meatplay.html
 
I think this should have been thing+51
 
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