The death and return of SAUSAGEMAN

[CaptainWacky]

SAUSAGEMAN WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET WHEN A MASKED ASSASSIN STABBED HIM MULTIPLE TIMES IN HIS SAUSAGE BODY UNTIL HE WAS DEAD BUT THEN AT HIS FUNERAL HE STOOD UP AND SAID "I CAN'T DIE, I'M THE FUCKING SAUSAGEMAN!" AND REVEALED THAT THE MASKED ASSASSIN WAS HIS WIFE SAUSAGEWOMAN AND SHE SAID "IT'S TRUE YOU KEEP KICKING ME IN YOUR SLEEP IN BED AND I SNAPPED" AND TOOK A GUN TO HER HEAD AND SAUSAGEMAN SAID "NOW THAT SHE'S DEAD I CAN FUCK SOME WHORES!" AND FUCKED SOME WHORES.

 

[Cassie]

and left his sausagey smell all over the whores sheets

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes.

 

[The Dork Lord]

If this was a comic book, I'd buy several copies, protect them in mylar, and only read one!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It is a comic book.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Where can I buy eeeet?

 

[Dr Dave]

Is it an online comic?

 

[The Dork Lord]

I traded some kid a few packs of Camels for the Death of Superman issue, back in the day!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Those same kids later died of lung cancer.

 

[The Dork Lord]

But I gotz teh comic!

It was opened, but it still had the poster, armband, obituary, and stickers!

 

[The Dork Lord]

They made an animated DVD movie of it now, I wonder if I should see it?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I might anyway. Don't get mad, k?

 

[Ishcabittle]

um, what are these, how you say, comics?

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'll tell you, if you explain iphones to me!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I wonder if he’ll ever return...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wonder if anyone ever explained iPhones to Dark Lord.

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

I wonder if anyone ever explained iPhones to Dark Lord.

Shhh don't mention him, you'll set AqueMonger off again...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fun fact: our SAUSAGEMAN used to come into the chat room before he registered here, and when he was joining the board he asked for suggestions for a username and I said "SAUSAGAMEN", no doubt remembering this legendary(!?) thread.

Maybe this thread being bumped will somehow set off an impulse to return in his brain.