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The death and return of SAUSAGEMAN

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
SAUSAGEMAN WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET WHEN A MASKED ASSASSIN STABBED HIM MULTIPLE TIMES IN HIS SAUSAGE BODY UNTIL HE WAS DEAD BUT THEN AT HIS FUNERAL HE STOOD UP AND SAID "I CAN'T DIE, I'M THE FUCKING SAUSAGEMAN!" AND REVEALED THAT THE MASKED ASSASSIN WAS HIS WIFE SAUSAGEWOMAN AND SHE SAID "IT'S TRUE YOU KEEP KICKING ME IN YOUR SLEEP IN BED AND I SNAPPED" AND TOOK A GUN TO HER HEAD AND SAUSAGEMAN SAID "NOW THAT SHE'S DEAD I CAN FUCK SOME WHORES!" AND FUCKED SOME WHORES.
 
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and left his sausagey smell all over the whores sheets
 
Yes.
 
If this was a comic book, I'd buy several copies, protect them in mylar, and only read one!
 
It is a comic book.
 
Where can I buy eeeet?
 
Is it an online comic?
 
I traded some kid a few packs of Camels for the Death of Superman issue, back in the day!
 
Those same kids later died of lung cancer. :rwmad:
 
But I gotz teh comic!

It was opened, but it still had the poster, armband, obituary, and stickers!
 
They made an animated DVD movie of it now, I wonder if I should see it?
 
I might anyway. Don't get mad, k?
 
um, what are these, how you say, comics?
 
I'll tell you, if you explain iphones to me!
 
Fun fact: our SAUSAGEMAN used to come into the chat room before he registered here, and when he was joining the board he asked for suggestions for a username and I said "SAUSAGAMEN", no doubt remembering this legendary(!?) thread.

Maybe this thread being bumped will somehow set off an impulse to return in his brain.
 
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