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The Detective Dr Dave Adventures: Mystery on Sasquach Mountain

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Episode 1: In a cabin with no name.

Detective Dr Dave sat alone at a desk. He was looking at a collection of books, deciding what one to read. While Detective Dr Dave liked to read, he often did not have the time to read for pleasure, let alone in quiet solitude. This time however he could, as he was on a much needed vacation from detective work. It would be a short lived one, but at the moment this was not a thought Detective Dr Dave was entertaining.

Having picked a book to read a book on Sasquach (Bigfoot) by the famous author Loren Coleman, he picked up his coffee and began to read, then however a knock at the door came.

Detective Dr Dave was most displeased, he hardly wanted to be disturbed, he had not traveled into a remote part of Washington State, and an even remoter part of that area to be bothered by fools or idiots.

He looked out the peep hole and saw a man standing there.

"Bugger..." he said quietly aloud

...

Meanwhile in the town of Ape Grove (about 20 miles from Detective Dr Dave's cabin), a man sat on a park bench. Loktar was his name, and once again he was unsure as to how he got here, on his park bench. He noticed something odd, a group of men with rifles walking into the town papers office. "How odd..." he said aloud.

Little did either men know their paths would soon cross again.
 
Episode 2: A hike.

Detective Dr Dave was really in no mood for a visitor and shouted "Go away!". As he looked in the peep hole the person, which looked like a man could be seen walking off into the dense woods. Finally Detective Dr Dave could enjoy an evening of quiet solitude, free of the distractions of the idiotic.

The next morning after a quick breakfast of coffee, bacon and eggs, Detective Dr Dave decided to go for a hike. It was quiet in the woods, he packed a nap sack with a thurmis of Earl Gray Tea (hot), some bacon, and a bag of onion crips. His hike began nicely, birds could be heard chirping, he saw a deer, but suddenly Detective Dr Dave felt a presence.

"I know full well you are there, kindly go away." said Detective Dr Dave

Nobody replied, so Detective Dr Dave continued his hike, but after a few more minutes, he felt the presence again. He turned around and a man was there.

"You have better have a good explanation for following me, good sir." stated Detective Dr Dave, in a tone which left no doubt that he was most displeased.

"I do Detective Dr Dave, your assistance is needed to prevent the death of an innocent being!" said the man

"I see, and which being is this and what is your name." replied Detective Dr Dave

"I am Jonathan Marx, no relation to the Marx Brothers...and the being that needs out help is BigFoot!" replied Marx

Detective Dr Dave raised his eyebrow, while he believed in BigFoot, he was skeptical of this mans claims. "I see...and where about is he or she?" he asked

"He is some miles outside of Ape Grove, in the woods." said Marx

"Hmm, very well. I will be there tomorrow, mid day. Now good day." stated Detective Dr Dave, who promptly turned right back around and continued his hike.

To be continued...
 
This is awesome Dr Dave! Made me smile tonight. Thanks.

P.S.
There is a guy here who fully believes in Sasquatch living in another dimension and only entering our dimension when they procreate with each other. I sat and listened to this person for about 45 minutes. What else was I going to do? Knit a hat?
 
You should have hid in a wardrobe and then said you'd slipped into anther dimension when he asked where you were.
 
This is awesome Dr Dave! Made me smile tonight. Thanks.

P.S.
There is a guy here who fully believes in Sasquatch living in another dimension and only entering our dimension when they procreate with each other. I sat and listened to this person for about 45 minutes. What else was I going to do? Knit a hat?

That was nice of you. I've always found the interdimential being theory believable to some extent. Most people who do believe in Sasquatch don't buy into that.

I'm on the fence on the topic. While I don't necessarily think Sasquach is an alien (till we catch one nobody knows what he/she is), it would not surprise me if it had some sort of cloaking ability or ability to hide in another dimension or something.
 
Episode 3: Ape Grove

Detective Dr Dave had finished his gin and tonic and left his house. He hiked down to where his car was, and inspected it thuraly. The Mystery man from last night was nowhere to be found, perhaps he would be in Ape Grove. Detective Dr Dave was rather tempted to chuck the whole mess, but decided some investigation would be warented.

2 hours later he was in Ape Grove. He pulled into a parking spot in front of the town market, and to his suprise saw somebody very familior.

"Loktar, what are you doing here?" asked Detective Dr Dave

"I don't know, I just woke up here a couple days ago. Say can you untie me from this bench?" asked Loktar

"You're not even tied down, so no." replied Detective Dr Dave, who then described the man who had visited him the previous night.

"No he does not look familor, I've seen a good number of people since I'm in front of the store here." stated Loktar

"Indeed. I will have to ask around. Good day Loktar." replied Detective Dr Dave, who then entered the town market.

To be continued...
 
Episode 4: The Fry Cook.

Detective Dr Dave had questioned many residents but nobody seemed to know the individual. While walking around questioning the residents he had noticed a small diner and decided he would go in, have a meal and go for a hike in the nearby forests.

He sat at an empty table and was greeted by a friendly waitress.

"Hello sir" she said as she handed him a menu.

"Greetings. I'll have a order of bacon, eggs, hash browns, and some coffee." replied Detective Dr Dave

"A quick order...say you look familiar...Are you Detective Dr Dave?" asked the waitress

"I am, yes." replied Detective Dr Dave, who would have preferred if he had not been recognized.

"I thought I recognized you, I saw the news reports about the Goose Father. What are you doing in Ape Grove?" she asked

Detective Dr Dave then told her of the man, and gave a description of him.

"Oh that's Gary our fry cook!" she exclaimed

"Is he around?" asked Detective Dr Dave

"Funny you should ask, no he is not. He's missed two days of work." said the waitress

"I see, well thank you for the information." stated Detective Dr Dave

"You're welcome, I'll go get your order in." said the waitress

Detective Dr Dave then pondered why nobody had recognized the man, the conclusion came quickly. "Nobody remembers the fry cook."

To be continued...
 
Episode 5: LC

Detective Dr Dave had decided that this investigation warranted his attention, this despite his wish for a quiet vacation. So thusley, he had decided to check into a local bed and breakfast and "set camp" as the kids would be apt to say. As he walked in, he was shocked to see somebody he knew, it was none other then Love Child, commonly known as LC. He had been aware she had worked in this area at one point, but thought she had been out east with Cassie and Tisiphone, Lady Detectives.

"LC!" said Detective Dr Dave

"Detective Dr Dave, what are you doing here? I thought you were on walk about in the forrest someplace?" repled LC, who was pleased to see Detective Dr Dave, whom she thought was quite handsome (and who did not object to the term for some reason, as most men did).

"I am sadly on an investigation, as I thought you were. Last I had heard you were with Cassie and Tisiphone, investigating an interesting case involving Fuddlemiff" replied Detective Dr Dave

"I was, but I needed a break. So I came up here to work at this bed and breakfast. We don't get much tourists these days, so I mostly look at videos of cats shooting lasers at french people." said LC

"A worthy activity." noted Detective Dr Dave

"So what is your case about?" asked LC

Detective Dr Dave explained the situation, and showed LC the photo of the man he knew to be his mysterious visitor and the local fry cook (soon to be former, presumably).

"He's a creep, and hates Bigfoot." said LC

"Interesting. Now I shall need a room and some privacy" stated Detective Dr Dave.

"Right away!" said LC excitedly.

To be continued...
 
Episode 6: Into the forrest

Detective Dr Dave had gone back to his cabin to get his camping supplies, and had returned to the b&b that LC managed. LC saw Detective Dr Dave's gear and asked him what was going on.

"I'm off in search of the fry cook. I will be gone for some time." replied Detective Dr Dave

"Be careful!" said LC

"As a junior detective, you should know that is a top priority. But sometimes one must go into dangerous situations. This fry cook is up to something sinister, I can feel it." said Detective Dr Dave as he picked up his backpack and headed on a trail that lead from the b&b into the dence forest.

To be continued...
 
Episode 7: The Moonshiner.

Detective Dr Dave had been hiking for 4 hours. The forrest was very dense, and quiet, save for the noise of wild life. Detective Dr Dave sensed a presence though, somebody was watching him. Normally one might think this was just the mystery of the forest causing spooky feelings, but this was not the case.

As Detective Dr Dave pondered who this might be, if in fact somebody was watching him, he woundered if it might be the fry cook. Somehow he thought not.

"Show yourself." said Detective Dr Dave.

Nobody responded, naturally so he called out again. "Show yourself, I know you are there good sir". Suddenly a man came out from a hidden cannopy. The man was a tall fellow with a beard.

"Well meet sir." said Detective Dr Dave

"Hello, you must be wise to be able to spot me. I'm Greg with 3 g's." said Greggg.

"A most unsual spelling, athogh perhaps not so for a man who makes moonshine!" stated Detective Dr Dave

"How did you..." said Greggg

"Quite simple, you're alone in the forrest in a hidden spot, and you're holding a record by the band America. It's quite clear!" said Detective Dr Dave

"Ah! Would you like to enjoy some moonsine and listen to America?" said Greggg

"Indeed. You also might be able to help me with my quest. I'm looking quite simply, for a fry cook." said Detective Dr Dave

To be continued...
 
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