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The Detective Dr Dave Adventures: The Goose Conspiracy

Dr Dave

Dr Dave

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Episode 1: A call from abroad.

Detective Dr Dave had recently returned from Florida after the shocking conclusion to Cassie and Tisiphone, Lady Detectives case. He was glad to get back as he did not have a fondness for Florida.

He was watching a repeat of the famous "ostrich" episode, which had not long ago shocked the nation, as well as ostwich farmers across the world.

Suddenly his private line rang, very few people had his nunber, as he did not enjoy being bothered at home.

"Detective Dr Dave here" said Detective Dr Dave

"Hi Dr Dave, it's FBI Part Due!" said FBI Part Due

"Ah yes FBI, are you out boosting buses again?" ased Dr Dave

"How did....well yes I am, but that's not why I'm calling." replied FBI Part Due

"I see...well then why are you calling?" asked Dr Dave feeling like there was something important he was about to hear.

"I was on a train in Switzerland, and well one of the compartments blew up. That's not the strange thing however!" said FBI Part Due

"Indeed?" replied Dr Dave

"Yeah, I think a goose did it!" ejaculated FBI Part Due

"A goose...Hmm" replied Detective Dr Dave

"Yeah, I think the victim was the daughter of some high up person in Switerland's government. At least that's what people have been whispering." said FBI Part Due

"Thank you for letting me know, I may have to pay Switzerland a visit." replied Detective Dr Dave

To be continued...
 
Episode 2: A phone call to some lady detectives.

Detective Dr Dave went quickly to his office, he had some important phone calls to make. The first of which was to Cassie and Tisiphone, LADY DETECTIVES, who were currently not on a case after the shocking events of their last case.

"Hi Dr Dave, what's up?" asked Cassie when she answered her phone.

"I'm heading to Switzerland on a case that may prove to be of the utmost importance, it involves geese." replied Dr Dave

"Geese!" said Cassie

"Indeed. Somebody used a goose as a bomb to kill the daughter of some high official. I'm heading to investigate. I must find out if the geese are acting alone, or as I suspect somebody is using them for their own sinister means." replied Detective Dr Dave

"What do you need of us?" asked Cassie

"Just keep your eyes open for any unusual geese activities. I have a feeling this will not be an isolated incident." Said Dr Dave

"I will. Good luck, Detective Dr Dave!" said Cassie

"Thanks, by the way how is Tisiphone? Did the matter of her microwaving those cakes get resolved?" asked Dr Dave

"It did, she now realizes it was utter madness." replied Cassie.

"Good. Now I have other calls to make, then I must be off." Said Detective Dr Dave

To be continued...
 
Episode 3: Goosed.

Detective Dr Dave boarded the private plane he was talking to Switzerland. He avoided flying commercial whenever possible. As the plane took off he put on the famous "mexican rice" episode of Cat Cleaners, espesually the part where Jock forgot where Mexico was and shouted words in Swedish, to a German customer. He also had out one of his books and a file about geese.

Several hours later, the plane was appoching Switzerland there was an explosion. Dr Dave looked out the window and noticed one of the engines was on fire.

"Report!" he shouted to the pilot

"We've been hit by a goose, were going down!" shouted the pilot.

"BY CORK!" replied Dr Dave, who buckled his seatbelt.

This could not have been a coincidence thought Detective Dr Dave.

"Sir...we can't maintaine flight much longer, I don't think we can reach Bern Airport." said the pilot

"Then we must make an emergency landing." Replied Dr Dave

Not long after this statement, everything went black.

To be continued...
 
Episode 4: The Walking Map

Detective Dr Dave woke up outside of the jet he had been in, it was all in pieces and on fire. The Pilot was dead. As he looked around he saw a man walking nearby, apparently un phased by a crashing jet, this man looked very familiar. As Detective Dr Dave, who was still a bit stunned looked at the man, he for a moment was unsure of his name, this quickly ended however.

"Bick!" shouted Detective Dr Dave

Bick looked over and walked towards Dr Dave.

"Hi Detective Dr Dave." said Bickendan

"What are you doing out here?" asked Dr Dave

"Oh, I'm just doing a study about where roads in Switzerland should be, this place in fact would be the perfect place for a new freeway!" said Bickendan excitedly.

"Yes...well...do you happen to have a map of the area? I know I'm not far from Bern Airport." replied Detective Dr Dave

"Only in my head!" replied Bickendan

"Could you point me in the direction then?" asked Dr Dave

Bick pointed to the south.

"Thanks Bick, and good luck with your project" said Detective Dr Dave

"Thanks!" replied Bickendan

Dr Dave began walking, this case had taken another deadly turn. "I will find the answer though" he said aloud.

To be continued...
 
"Imagine eight lanes of shimmering asphalt with billboards reaching as far as the eye can see... My God... It'll be beautiful!"
~Judge Doom, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
 
Episode 5: The Man in the room.

A man sat in a room. The room had 5 tv's, and 5 computers. The man was displeased, none of the goose attacks were on the news anymore. This would have to change, then there was the matter of Detective Dr Dave...

"He will have to be dealt with..." said the man aloud to himself.

The attempted plot to kill Detective Dr Dave had failed, somehow he had survived the crashing of the jet he was on. The man went over to one of the computers, and typed in a few commands. A new goose attack would have to commence. Suddenly the man had a new idea, he knew a few people who knew Detective Dr Dave were in town, and perhaps they could be used to deal with the meddling detective.

The man's pet goose, Susie the goose walked in.

Ah Susie the goose, you come to visit me, The Goose Father, excellent..."

"HONK!" replied Susie The Goose.

To be continued...
 
Episode 6: Bickendan

Bickendan was walking though a less then busy street as he was looking for places for bus stops. "They could realign the street!" shouted he shouted. One man looked over at him, probably wondering if he was demented.

"I'm not demented!" shouted Bickendan

Bickendan did't notice that the street had suddenly emptied, he did however in short order, notice he was surrounded by geese.

"Uh oh!" said Bick

"HONK HONK!" honked one of the geese.

Bick looked in his "map palace" (like the Mind Palace in Sherlock, but for maps), but he could find no map for this situation.

"Well I'm more fucked then my level 33 Barlock Mage, Warrior..." said Bickendan.

Suddenly the geese attacked, and all went black.

...

Detective Dr Dave had finally walked into the city, only to come upon a bus on it's side, which happend to be on fire. He walked up to a police officer and asked "What happend?"

"Goose attack, it hopped on the bus and exploded." replied the officer

"Do you often let geese on your buses?" asked Detective Dr Dave

"No...say what is it to you?" asked the officer, suddenly suspicious of this man asking questions.

"I'm Detective Dr Dave." replied Detective Dr Dave

"The Detective Dr Dave?!" said the officer looking surprised

"Indeed." said Detective Dr Dave, adding "Can I speak to your detective, I may be able to assist in this most displeasing of matters.

"Sure...by the way, man this thing is going to take so long, I may miss tonights episode of Cat Cleaners, it's the one where they are locked in a room with an angry 12 pound cat, and the room is filled with fish" said the officer

"Yes, well the ending was disappointing. Although The Champ punching all those fish puppets in the parking lot was amusing." replied Detective Dr Dave

"I'll go get the detective!" said the officer as he ran off to get the man Detective Dr Dave asked for.

To be continued...
 
Announcer: Coming this week, to The Detective Dr Dave Adventures: The Goose Conspiracy

"What's that going on there interrupting OUR SHOPPING trip!" said Ms.headvoid who was VERY irriated

"I'm not sure...but that looks like Detective Dr Dave..." replied headvoid

"He's nice and not bald like you, you cat food eater!" said Ms.headvoid
 
Episode 7: A clue from the marketing department

As Detective Dr Dave was talking to the detective, not far off headvoid, MARKETING Genius and his wife Ms.headvoid were on a shopping trip.

"What's that going on there interrupting OUR SHOPPING trip!" said Ms.headvoid who was VERY irriated

"I'm not sure...but that looks like Detective Dr Dave..." replied headvoid

"He's nice and not bald like you, you cat food eater!" said Ms.headvoid

headvoid looked down in shame then said "Mabye we should go talk to him!"

"Mabye you should fire that sleezy receptionist at work!" replied Ms.headvoid

...

The local police detective walked up to Detective Dr Dave and said excitedly "You're the famous Detective Dr Dave, what a plesure it is to meet you, are you here to render assistance?!"

"I am." replied Detective Dr Dave

"We could use the help, I'm sure your aware there have been other goose attacks around the country?" asked the detective

"Indeed, including an attempt on my life earlier today." said Detective Dr Dave

"I thought you looked like you had been in a plane crash, but I didn't want to come off as rude." said the detective

Detective Dr Dave noded.

Suddenly two people came up a man and a woman, with the man saying "Hi Detective Dr Dave!"

"Ah headvoid, what brings you to switzerland", adding to the detective "excuse me for a moment."

"My wife and I are on a shopping trip, when we saw this mess!" said headvoid

"Another one of those goose attackts, and on my shopping trip!" added Ms.headvoid

"Yes geese are rude like that..." said Detective Dr Dave

"You know I wounder if this strange email about a marketing job I got...it mentioned geese...but I didn't think of it till just now" said headvoid

"Of course you didn't, too busy marketing pop rocks to cats again!" said Ms.headvoid, who was just very irriated

"Do you have the email?" asked Detective Dr Dave

"Sure do!" said headvoid handing a paper copy of the email he had in his pocket to Dr Dave

Detective Dr Dave looked it over and said "This may have some baring on the case. Thank you headvoid, now if you will excuse me I have matters to take care of. "

To be continued...
 
Episode 8: The Goosefather

Detective Dr Dave was most interested in the name of the company he had seen on the email headvoid had recieved. The name of the company was Goosefather LLC.

Dr Dave showed the email to the detective who was there, he had never heard of the company but would look into it, as would Detective Dr Dave.

Detective Dr Dave first went to his hotel, and to check in with Cassie and Tisiphone, lady detectives.

"Hello Cassie and Tisiphone!" said Detective Dr Dave

"Hi Detective Dr Dave, I heard about your entrance into Europe!" said Cassie

"At least you didn't have to fly commercial!" said Tisiphone

"Indeed. Anyhow, would you be able to look into any US holdings of a company called Goosefather LLC?" asked Detective Dr Dave

"Sure can, were not on a case right now anyhow. We've been taking a break during onion planting season." replied Cassie

"An excellent plan. That reminds me I need lunch...something with onions perhaps!" replied Detevtive Dr Dave

To be continued...
 
Obviously, the only logical choice for an onion-inclusive and yet devastatingly manly dish is either a Patty Melt or a Philly Cheesesteak. :yes:
 
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