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Episode 1: Missing
4 weeks until Euro Song 2019
CaptainWacky sat in his office at Song Land, working feverishly on a song for Scotland for Euro Song 2019. He had been at work for weeks, but had made little progress due to the fact he had well never written a song and the various celebrity lists he maintained,why the company had hired him when all he did was send in a complaint letter about crisps (they don't even make crisps he thought later), but the pay was good and they had free crisps.
"I need a break!" shouted CaptainWacky to nobody in particular. CaptainWacky headed off to the break room, but as he rounded the corner to get into a break room a hood was placed over his head and he passed out.
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Detective Dr Dave sat in his office, he was busy at work on a monograph about how geese were bad news. He had taken a break from detective work (winter is slow he thought, since the bodys never show up till spring), so he was enjoying being able to write about the evils of geese, trams, and mean fish. Suddenly the phone rang.
"Is this Detective Dr Dave?" asked the caller
"Yes, what do you want, I'm ON HOLIDAY!" said Detective Dr Dave
"My name is Carl Goodnose, I'm the president of Song Land, one of our writers has been kidnapped!" said Carl
"I see." replied Detective Dr Dave
"The reason I'm calling you, is that you were in his contacts!" said Carl
"Ugh." replied Detective Dr Dave
"The writer is CaptainWacky, he's a new hire, good chap, likes to list female celebrities un prompted." said Carl
"I'll be right there." said Detective Dr Dave, as he set down his gin and tonic, adding (after he had hung up) " fucking holiday"
To be continued...
4 weeks until Euro Song 2019
CaptainWacky sat in his office at Song Land, working feverishly on a song for Scotland for Euro Song 2019. He had been at work for weeks, but had made little progress due to the fact he had well never written a song and the various celebrity lists he maintained,why the company had hired him when all he did was send in a complaint letter about crisps (they don't even make crisps he thought later), but the pay was good and they had free crisps.
"I need a break!" shouted CaptainWacky to nobody in particular. CaptainWacky headed off to the break room, but as he rounded the corner to get into a break room a hood was placed over his head and he passed out.
...
Detective Dr Dave sat in his office, he was busy at work on a monograph about how geese were bad news. He had taken a break from detective work (winter is slow he thought, since the bodys never show up till spring), so he was enjoying being able to write about the evils of geese, trams, and mean fish. Suddenly the phone rang.
"Is this Detective Dr Dave?" asked the caller
"Yes, what do you want, I'm ON HOLIDAY!" said Detective Dr Dave
"My name is Carl Goodnose, I'm the president of Song Land, one of our writers has been kidnapped!" said Carl
"I see." replied Detective Dr Dave
"The reason I'm calling you, is that you were in his contacts!" said Carl
"Ugh." replied Detective Dr Dave
"The writer is CaptainWacky, he's a new hire, good chap, likes to list female celebrities un prompted." said Carl
"I'll be right there." said Detective Dr Dave, as he set down his gin and tonic, adding (after he had hung up) " fucking holiday"
To be continued...
