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THE DLA ANNOUNCES TEMPORARY CESSATION OF HOSTILITIES WITH TK!

TKers-are-shit

TKers-are-shit

DLA Spokestoad
I have been asked to relay the follwing message as official DLA spokestoad.

The DLA council have decided that as we've met most of our immediate goals and aims (and also because TK is so dull at the moment) we are calling a temporary ceasefire with the TK admins (all 4 of them, or is it 5....?)

We are branching out and widening our liberation campaign to other boards, some of which are *shock* even worse than this one.

however be ever vigilant for we will be keeping a watchful eye here, and we WILL be back.

I know you will miss us.8)

FTC
 
If FTC stands for Freedom, Truth, & Justice, you have them the wrong way around in your sig.



"Truth. Freedom. Justice. The tenets of the DLA"
 
TKers-are-shit said:
I have been asked to relay the follwing message as official DLA spokestoad.
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Translation: VKD died.

TKers-are-shit said:
The DLA council have decided that as we've met most of our immediate goals and aims (and also because TK is so dull at the moment) we are calling a temporary ceasefire with the TK admins (all 4 of them, or is it 5....?)
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Translation: There was really nothing for us to try and change at TK but we did manage to drop the collective intelligence of the site into the red. So, we're packing up and moving out.

TKers-are-shit said:
We are branching out and widening our liberation campaign to other boards, some of which are *shock* even worse than this one.
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Translation: We found a GREAT board dedicated to Barney and the Muppets. It's members are made up of 3 to 7 year olds and we think we can have better luck there.

TKers-are-shit said:
however be ever vigilant for we will be keeping a watchful eye here, and we WILL be back.
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Translation: I'm backing out of this topic. No way am I turning my back on you people. I don't want no fire cracker shoved up my ass!

TKers-are-shit said:
I know you will miss us.8)
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Translation: I'll back up very slowely. I know you all are watching, waiting.....
 
Translation to the the whole thing: I/we are going back to school for spring semester, and my/our internet privileges are still suspended from all of our porn-downloading last semester.

But the DLA will return on some weekends to do laundry and RULE TROLL KINGDOM FOREVER! Unless there's a paper due...
 
Actually, this time it was just a lot of nerdpuffery.

The Harry-Potterness of that word is not entirely a coincidence, either.
 
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