THE DLA WILL NEVER KNOW KEIRA THE WAY CAPTAINWACKY DOES

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

With a megaphone, from 100 yards away, by court order.

 

[MessengerX]

:lol:

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've gone off her a bit. Not even in my top ten anymore, to be honest.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm behind the cooter-related times. I shoulda read the newsletter.

 

[Gagh]

He's more of a STEVE DAVIS man now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's back up to number 8, don't worry.

 

[Dr Dave]

YOU GO EGGS !

 

[CaptainWacky]

GO RAPE A CAT

 

[Gagh]

NO THANKS. ALL THE HAIR PUTS ME OFF.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Down to number 28.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

She's too skinny.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

List your current top 10 Señor Wacky.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't reallly have a list, just a general feel for where they are and Keira feels about number 22 at the moment.

1) Natalie
2) Anna
3) ????? ????
4) HORSE GIRL
5) SEX WOMAN

and so on

 

[Mentalist]

This is my top ten for today:

#1 NATALIE PORTMAN

#2 ANNA PAQUIN

#3 AVRIL LAVIGNE

#4 VIGGO MORTENSEN

#5 SCARLETT JOHANSSEN

#6 MUMAKILL SIX

#7 DETECTIVE TAPP

#8 NICOLE DE BOER

#9 MAXAMILLION WACKSTER VII

#10 STAR WARS

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

How often do you dream of Natalie opening her legs and arching her back with a few moans thrown in?

 

[Mentalist]

Not as often as I have my brains eaten by flying bush babies!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's scary how Menty and I like almost the EXACT same girls. You could almost say that I'm COPYING HIM TO MASK MY HOMOSEXUALITY. But I'm not. I like Kristin Kreuk and he doesn't.

 

[Mentalist]

Kristen isn't on my mega list. She's aight.

Besides, I stole my Paquin infactuation off of you, shamelessly. But it was worthit.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG WANKFEST 2006!!!

*Opens umbrella*

 

[CaptainWacky]

True, I did bring Paquin to the MF, I can't remember who mentioned Natalie here first.