Number Six
New member
We had never expected our investigation to yield such vibrant fruit.
We have concluded that there are only two possibilities to the current 'invasion' of the ranter shitekickers.
Either jack is pretending to be a victim of the invasion, or he is an actual part of it. (the DLA has actual evidence of this one or the other possibility)
From what we pieced together, a person close to jack had recieved certain phone calls. Whether true or not, his implication in this is not at all surprising.
The other possibility is that shitekicker Kim Nyholm is still obsessed with our loveable 'jack', and had shared information with a group of psuedo-trolls who thought they could invade TK and carry off with him.
I am Number Six. I am the Dual Liberation Army Diplomat.
For whomever you think you are, I carry a message for you from non other than our vice-presidents, TKers-are-shit and MessengerX: Only we may fuck with Troll Kingdom. You, may not.
I, Number Six, hereby break off all diplomatic ties with your pathetic ilk.
Let this be a dire motherfucking warning to certain shitekicking upstarts.
The Dual Liberation Army shall goose-step over the remnants of your pathetic accounts, friend's accounts and of your home forum with indescriminate and final justice deserving of the miscreants which you are.
Val Kilmer's Dick shall visit you shortly.
(May god help us all.)
We have concluded that there are only two possibilities to the current 'invasion' of the ranter shitekickers.
Either jack is pretending to be a victim of the invasion, or he is an actual part of it. (the DLA has actual evidence of this one or the other possibility)
From what we pieced together, a person close to jack had recieved certain phone calls. Whether true or not, his implication in this is not at all surprising.
The other possibility is that shitekicker Kim Nyholm is still obsessed with our loveable 'jack', and had shared information with a group of psuedo-trolls who thought they could invade TK and carry off with him.
I am Number Six. I am the Dual Liberation Army Diplomat.
For whomever you think you are, I carry a message for you from non other than our vice-presidents, TKers-are-shit and MessengerX: Only we may fuck with Troll Kingdom. You, may not.
I, Number Six, hereby break off all diplomatic ties with your pathetic ilk.
Let this be a dire motherfucking warning to certain shitekicking upstarts.
The Dual Liberation Army shall goose-step over the remnants of your pathetic accounts, friend's accounts and of your home forum with indescriminate and final justice deserving of the miscreants which you are.
Val Kilmer's Dick shall visit you shortly.
(May god help us all.)
issed: 
