The Double

[Love Child]

I heard about the Snuggery in New York, where this girl charges $60 an hour to cuddle.

I checked it out and thought, "Hmmmm I wonder if I would like that?"

But then I saw the Double Cuddle!

The Double Cuddle allows clients to cuddle with two Cuddlers concurrently.

Fuck Yes Baby!

I think I would rather just find 2 of my closest friends and snuggle with them instead.

 

[headvoid]

I could probably cuddle for about 20 minutes before I start thinking 'WHERE IS THIS GOING?" and start to position my erection surreptitiously. IT'S THE HETEROSEXUAL WAY!

Sorry, but it would start out with good intentions at least.

 

[Dr Dave]

The road to hell and erections is paved with good intentions.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Can you kill yourself during the cuddle (it's the only way I could die happy)?

 

[Dr Dave]

That would probably be frowned upon by the establishment.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But if I'm dead what do I care...