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THE DUMBEST QUOTE EVER TOLD

Lord Raffles

New member
"Pretty droll (for a bad troll)"
sung to Offspring's "Pretty Fly (for a white guy)"

Flame it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Flame it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Flame it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And all the kingdom says I'm pretty droll
for a bad troll.

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

You know it's kind of hard
Just to troll along today.
The kingdom isn't cool,
But they fake it anyway.
They may not have a clue;
And they may not have style.
But everything they lack
Well they make up in denial.

So don't debate, the kingdom straight
You know they just don't get it anyway
They'll just troll the field, to "keep it real".
But they're so gay, yeah they're so GAY.
Since they don't rate, they'll just overcompensate.
At least you know that they will always masturbate.
The world needs wannabe's.
So (Hey! Hey!) do the trolling thing.

Flame it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Flame it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Flame it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And all the kingdom says I'm pretty droll
For a bad troll.

They need some cool gifs
Not just any will suffice.
So they went onto Yahoo
And they lost their IDs twice.
Now cruising on the web, they see TROLLWARS as they pass.
But if they come back here
We're gonna kick their LILY ASS!!

So don't debate, the kingdom straight
You know they just don't get it anyway
They'll just troll the field, to "keep it real".
But they're so gay, yeah they're so GAY.
Since they don't rate, they'll just overcompensate.
At least you know that they will always masturbate.
The world needs wannabe's.
So (Hey! Hey!) do the trolling thing.


Now they're running out of clues
And they're getting shit done.
They trolled on over here and didn't fool anyone.
They're just being some retards
And they're just not hip.
But in their own mind
They think they're the dopest trip.

Flame it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Flame it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Flame it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

So don't debate, the kingdom straight
You know they just don't get it anyway
They'll just troll the field, to "keep it real".
But they're so gay, yeah they're so GAY.
Since they don't rate, they'll just overcompensate.
At least you know that they will always masturbate.
The world needs wannabe's.
Oh the world hates wannabe's.
So let's flame some more wannabe's.
And (Hey! Hey!) do the trolling thing.



TROLLFAGDOM SUCKS GOAT BALLS!!!!


It can't be beaten.
 
I think everyone here is gay and they are just dope - it's true.

I also think they are the total bomb, but I may change my mind on that last one.
 
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