The Fortune Cookie

[Love Child]

Ha!
If my fortune was right it would have warned me what was to happen next.
Except, it is called "fortune" not " future" cookie.

 

['Gear]

I know they have future cookies, but usually you can't get them yet.

 

[Love Child]

"I hate yesterday cookies" said Loktar.

 

['Gear]

That was before.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU TOO! IF YOU GET A GOOD COOKIE!

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Although you may have to endure a broken arm to get it like he did.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish I was the person who wrote fortune cookies and I'd write "KILL SEPH" in all of them to confuse people.