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THE FREEMASONS ARE CONSPIRING

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AfriSkan

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I HAVE A FILE FULL OF INFORMATION SUPPORTING MY CLAIM. I HAVE BEEN TRACKING THE FREEMASONS IN THEIR ATTEMPT TO TAKE OVER. IF I SUSPECT YOU ARE A FREEMASONS I WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO PUT YOU IN MY FILE.IF A SUSPECT YOU ARE A COMMUNIST I WILL PUT YOU ON THE LIST AS WELL.
 
YOU ARE A FUCKING SAD CUNT WHO SITS IN FRONT OF HIS PC WITH THE FUCKING CAPS LOCK STUCK, YOU SIT THERE LIKE A USELESS RETARD REGISTERING AN EXCESSIVE NUMBER OF ACCOUNTS EACH WITH THE WORD 'SKAN' IN, THINKING THAT SOMEHOW YOU WILL PISS PEOPLE OFF. SADLY PEOPLE JUST THINK "WHAT A FUCKING WANKER - DOES HE REALLY THINK WE'RE GOING TO FEEL TROLLED BY THAT?" THEN YOU MAKE SOME OF THE MOST TURGID, UNMEMORABLE POSTS IN TK HISTORY, COUPLED WITH A SAD DEVOTION TO WANDERING FROM THREAD TO THREAD AFTER JACK. WHAT IS YOUR FIXATION WITH PLUMP, BALDING MIDDLE AGED MEN? IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SHARE WITH US ABOUT YOUR DEVOTION TO THIS PARTICULAR ONE? WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER POSTING LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING HUMAN BEING ISTEAD OF FOISTING THIS SAD, PATHETIC TOSSPOT OF A CHARACTER YOU'VE CREATED UPON US ALL? DO YOU REALLY FEEL YOU'LL MAKE A LASTING IMPRESSION ON ANY OF US? WHAT THE FUCK MOTIVATES YOU, WHEN NOTHING YOU DO WILL CAUSE ANY OF US TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU? YOU KNOW THAT IN A YEAR'S TIME WE WILL HAVE ALL FORGOTTEN THAT YOU EVEN EXIST, SO WHY CONTINUE TO PROCEED WITH THIS FARCE OF A PLAN? WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO ACHIEVE IN YOUR TIME HERE? WHY DID YOU LEAVE & COME BACK AGAIN? SURELY THE FACT THAT NOBODY EVEN FUCKING NOTICE YOU HAD LEFT IN THE FIRST PLACE SHOULD BE AN INDICATOR TO YOU ON HOW WONDERFULLY SUCCESSFUL YOUR HALF-BAKED OUTDATED GIMMICK WAS THE FIRST TIME ROUND. DO YOU REALLY FEEL IT WLL SUCCEED THIS TIME, OR THAT ANY OF US WILL GIVE A SHIT ABOUT IT IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER? WHY DON'T YOU SAVE YOUR TIME AND ENERGY LIKE YOU DID THE FIRST TIME AND FUCK RIGHT OFF FOR ANOTHER LENGTHY SABBATICAL? PERHAPS SOME ADVICE FOR YOU ON YOUR NEXT RETURN - LEARN TO FUCKING POST LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON. THERE IS MORE TO TROLLING THAN POSTING ENDLESS STREAMS OF BULLSHIT IN CAPITALS. HELL, EVEN I CAN DO THAT, AND SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU. GIVE THAT SQUALID, WORTHLESS & EMPTY HEAD OF YOURS A FUCKING GOOD RATTLE AND DO EVERYONE A FUCKING FAVOUR - POST NORMALLY, WE MIGHT EVEN BEGIN TO GIVE A SHIT THAT YOU EXIST, AND MAYBE ARE SOMETHING MORE THAN JUST ANOTHER PILE OF WASTED FLESH, BONE & BLOOD. NOW FUCK OFF - M'KAY?
 
AfriSkan said:
I HAVE A FILE FULL OF INFORMATION SUPPORTING MY CLAIM. I HAVE BEEN TRACKING THE FREEMASONS IN THEIR ATTEMPT TO TAKE OVER. IF I SUSPECT YOU ARE A FREEMASONS I WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO PUT YOU IN MY FILE.IF A SUSPECT YOU ARE A COMMUNIST I WILL PUT YOU ON THE LIST AS WELL.
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Put me in your file then.

And put your file...well...you know the rest. ;)
 
I miss my dykes on bikes parades. We really shouldn't have held up that filling station.
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AfriSkan said:
I HAVE A FILE FULL OF INFORMATION SUPPORTING MY CLAIM. I HAVE BEEN TRACKING THE FREEMASONS IN THEIR ATTEMPT TO TAKE OVER. IF I SUSPECT YOU ARE A FREEMASONS I WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO PUT YOU IN MY FILE.IF A SUSPECT YOU ARE A COMMUNIST I WILL PUT YOU ON THE LIST AS WELL.
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Shut up, Jillian.
 
I AM HAVING A HARD TIME READING THIS THREAD OKAY BECAUSE MY GLASSES ARE NOT THICK ENOUGH THANKS YOU PLEASE. CAPS LOCK HELPS ME TO READ IT BETTER I THINK THERE IS TWINKIE CRUST CLOUDING MY MONITOR OKAY PLEASE.
 
Sad...Sad....Sad...

I am less than impressed.

I thought it was the Illuminati? Or was it the Gnomes of Zurich? Or the Templars? Or the Oddfellows Intl. Or could it be the YMCA?!?!?
 
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